Monday, July 04, 2005

B-O-L-O-G-N-A...

Zube Girl: My bologna has a first name...

Zube Boy: Honey...

Girl: It's O-S-C-A-R...

Boy: Hon...

Girl: My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...

Boy: Babe...

Girl: Oh, I like to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll say....

Boy: Honey!!!

Girl: 'CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!

Boy: *Stares*

Girl: Yes, dear.

Boy: Would you stop singing that song, please?

Girl: Okay.

7 Leg Humps:

Storm said...

AAAARRRRGGGHHH now it's in my head. Stop! Stop now!

*sigh*

Now that the voices have started, they may never stop.

Zube said...

Ooooh, those damn voices! And, it's even worse when they're singing. Heh.

Zube said...

TJ- The problem is, it was *me* being the annoying acapella artist. Which is odd because I'm never, you know, annoying or anything like that. *snork*

Anywho, I'd only managed to sing it twice, so one might say that you and my husband are on the same page with regards to that little scenario. :-)

Thanks for commenting!

kyknoord said...

What an ungrateful cuss. I can't even remember when my wife last serenaded me. I think a rousing chorus of 'Kumbaya' is called for.

Tim said...

i have to BEG my wife to stop singing that goddamn song....and YOU have to post it on your BLOG???

aarrrggggggggghhhHH!!!!

Weary Hag said...

oh crap. Now I have to live with this song in my head all damn day. Thank you. Thank you very much.

(still.... made for a funny post!)

Zube said...

Kyknoord- He can be such an unnappreciative man sometimes!

Timothy Devine- Sorry! I bet I'd get along really well with your wife!

Weary Hag- After writing this entry, it's been in my head for, like, three days! I feel your pain.

 

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