Saturday, June 04, 2005

Tag. I'm It!

Peg, over at Haiku Venue, who happens to kick some righteous ass, has tagged me. So, here goes.

Have you ever?

Snuck out of the house?
Until my parents moved me to the second floor of the house, yes.
Gotten lost in your city?
No. Can't even do it on purpose.
Seen a shooting star?
Yes. Tons. That's one thing that rules about living in the Rockies.
Been to any other countries besides Canada?
Had a serious surgery?
Gone out in public in your pajamas?
Of course. College anyone?
Kissed a stranger?
Um. Of course. College anyone?
Hugged a stranger?
Yeah, sure.
Been in a fist fight?
No. I was restrained by Bro and my cousin.
Been arrested?
Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose?
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?
Swore at your parents?
Never. Around them? Whole 'nother fucking story.
Been in love?
Only for the past four and a half years.
Been close to love?
Been to a casino?
Yesterday. Don't remind me.
Been skydiving?
Huh? I don't get this one.
Skipped school?
Once. There happened to be an assembly that day. I won an award for a paper I wrote and was to be presented with it at said assembly. My absence was glaringly obvious. My Mom was just discussing this a couple of days ago at a 'remember when' session.
Been a therapist?
Hell yes. I highly recommend paying someone to listen to your shit.
Done the splits?
Yep. I was a cheerleader.
Played spin the bottle?
Gotten stitches?
Four times.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?
No. Water to pass a pee test? Yes. I applied for a job two weeks after my 23rd birthday. It required a piss test, and I had taken two puffs off of a joint on my birthday. I overdid it a little with the water. I'm surprised they didn't make me redo it, because I literally peed water.
Bitten someone?
Been to Niagara Falls?
Gotten the chicken pox?
Kissed a member of the opposite sex?
Every damn day!
Crashed into a friend's car?
Been to Japan?
Ridden in a taxi?
Been dumped?
Ugh. Yes. I still have the resulting sad ass poetry in a journal somewhere.
No. Scammed money from a restaurant I worked at once, but felt so guilty that I gave it back the next day. It did help me make rent, though.
Been fired?
Not yet.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Yep. It sucks.
Gone on a blind date?
Yes. He wore spandex shorts and had a mullet. It was the mid 90s. Never did the blind date thing again.
Lied to a friend?
No. Not told the truth? Yes.
Had a crush on a teacher?
Substitute? Yes. Mr. Tobias was a nerdy hot guy. Loved him.
Celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans?
Been to Europe?
Sadly, no.
Slept with a co-worker?
Yes. We were dating.
Been married?
Currently am.
Gotten divorced?
Had children?
Not yet.
Seen someone die?
Had a close friend die?
Been to Africa?
No, but would love to.
Driven over 400 miles in one day?
Many times.
Been to US?
Been to Mexico?
Been to India?
Been on a plane?
Just today. And yesterday.
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Great Scott! Of course!
Thrown up in a bar?
No. On the door of a McDonald's that wouldn't let me in to use the bathroom 'cause they'd just closed? After I'd been at the bar? Yes.
Purposely set a part of myself on fire?
No. Been on fire? Yes.
Eaten sushi?
Yes. Love it.
Been skiing/snowboarding?
Met someone in person from the internet?
Lost a child?
Can't even fucking imagine what that would be like.
Gone to college/university?
Do I have to be able to remember it?
Graduated college/university?
The not remembering was a problem as far as graduating.
Fired a gun?
Once. Didn't like it.
Purposely hurt yourself?
When I was a teenager, I used to bite my arm. Hmmm...I'm too tired to go back and change my answer to did you ever bite anyone.
Taken painkillers?
Yes. For fun and pain.
Been intimate with someone of the same gender?

Here's where I become a whiney lame-ass. I have no idea who to tag. If you'd like to be tagged, please let me know! I feel presumptuous doing it! Yeah, I suck.

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