Zander: I mean it. I'm leaving. I'm sick of being a Zube and all of the Mickey Mouse bullshit that entails. Now, go get me the keys, Mom.
Zube Girl: Awwwwwwww. You look so cute! Let me take a picture. Say cheese.
Zander: Listen woman. This is not a photo op. I'm out of here. I am a refined cat, and I deserve to be with a wealthy family rolling in catnip on the finest carpet and dining on salmon fillets prepared by my own personal chef. Not living in a double wide, slumming it with a bunch of commoners. Now get me the keys!
ZG: Firstly, it's a rancher, not a double wide, and secondly, that truck is without an engine, so keys won't do you a damn bit of good.
Zander: Why am I not surprised?
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Fleeing Feline, Foiled Again
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11 Leg Humps:
Dogs have owners -- cats have staff.
Tom
YOU are a nut. Certifiable.
but hilarious! that is SO like my MIL's cats.
HYSTERICAL!!
Such a cutie, and so unappreciative of his Zubeness...that mickey mouse shit is where all the good stuff is, DOESN'T HE KNOW!!!???
Thomas- Totally. I am more of a royal subject in my house. Or maybe a page.
SK- Sometimes you feel like a nut...
PaintingChef- I know, right! He can't see the forest for the trees.
poor zander. my cat looks like zander...
Cats are sophisticated creatures. We think of them as pets, they think of us as furniture.
What kind of vehicle is he in? Looks like it might be a classic. At least he has good taste in cars, if not families ;)
Blog Ho- My Mom always taught me that you *can* judge a book by its' cover, so your cat must be an asshole, too! ;-)
Anduin Andorian- For sure. It's funny you should say that. Zube Boy always says, "Shut up honey, the cats are getting pissed because the furniture is talking!"
Junebee- He has exquisite taste! It is a 1952 Dodge M37. It is one bad ass vehicle! Especially off-roading. We've almost caused accidents driving that thing around, with people staring at it, and all.
Skarr- I mentioned above what it was. Thanks for stopping by!
Yes, HO... but what does your pussy look like???
Zube, great lookin' cats... they just don't know how good they've got it.
Oh that's too funny! Very clever :).
Peg- They never do, do they?
Cassiopeia- Thanks! :-)
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