Z-Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! YOU SHIT!
Background noise: Ping-ping-roll-ping-ping-ping-ping-roll-roll-roll...
Z-Boy: Oops.
Z-Girl: Dammit. They're all over!
Z-Boy: I'm sorry.
Z-Girl: WHY do you have to tickle my pits WHENEVER my damn arms are even relatively CLOSE to being up?
Z-Boy: I don't know.
Z-Girl: Now there are popcorn kernels EVERYWHERE but in the popcorn maker!
Friday, March 24, 2006
I'll Be Popping Something
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So it's Kernel Zube in the kitchen with the popcorn maker, isn't it?
hehehehe:)
And by the way...I love your tile floor...
I.Am.So.Lame.
I would sweep them up and put them in his side of the bed (when he isn't looking, of course.)
I like Junebee's idea.....
PS- I too, really like your tile! Must be great to have the Roomba, eh?
Hey- are you considering the Scooba yet? I am, but am waiting for the newer version out on 4/1
Ummm, you guys might want to consider this new thing called Microwave Popcorn. It comes in a nifty self-contanied bag, so Zube Boy will be powerless in the future. :)
That would be CONTAINED. Sorry.
I read recently that microwave popcorn may contain more carcinogens than teflon cookware.
Don't do it, Zube! Tickling be damned!
microwave popcorn is good but it just isn't the same as good old popped on the stove popcorn with lots o butter...
And between this incident and the whole pulling your pants down while you unload the dishwasher, I don't know why you ever go in that kitchen...make HIM do it!!!
Gah! I hope you teased him while he was down there cleaning them up!
First and foremost, it's your own damn fault for trying to pour the popcorn kernels into the popcorn maker above your head. You're supposed to have the popcorn maker on the counter, so you don't have to raise your hands over your head.
Second, what you need to do now is coax the cats to run into the kitchen. They're hella hilarious on linolium, so I can only imagine how entertaining they would be on a floor covered in popcorn kernels. Sure, it'll make cleanup even harder, and you'll probably be finding popcorn kernels in all corners of the kitchen 6 years from now. But imagine how fun it would be to watch!
Third, I tried to make this comment much earlier--this morning. But Blogger sucks the big hairy sweaty one and it wouldn't let me.
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
Rinse and pop, I say.
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