Hoot: I have a theory.
Z-Girl: What's that?
Hoot: Well, it seems like girls who can pull off having short hair mostly have big boobs. You know? Like, they can get away with it.
Z-Girl: Huh. Interesting.
Note - Hoot? Has pretty short hair. Mine? Is really long. And she SO obviously inherited her chestal genes from our, uh, Dad's Mom. While I? So obviously inherited mine? From my, uh, Dad.
And we're both hot. In our own hairy way.
Interesting.
Friday, April 28, 2006
The Long and the Short of It
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9 Leg Humps:
I must disagree with that theory. I've met a ton of girls who pull off the short hair look but who, like, probably don't even need to wear a bra. But, then again, as has been pointed out to me recently, I tend to have much different tastes in women than the typical guy lol
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
well, don't forget the pixie look--short hair, teensy boobs.
Then, there's me. I have medium boobs, and look fabulous not matter what the length of my hair. Medium rocks.
Maybe there's some sort of scientific correlation!
When my hair is short I gt lot of compliments, and I am built more like you. Men almost always like long hair.
As usual, I am completely abnormal and have the long hair and big boobs. (Although I am not as abnormal as Phil, who is just flat out freakish. :)) This does not disprove the theory because I am almost always the loser who can't follow the trends.
OH NO! I'm going for a haircut next week and a few inches are coming off. Does that mean my tits are going to grow even bigger???
When I have long hair, I want short hair. When its short, I want it long. Is that just a normal girl thing?
I'm not sure which way looks best. Probably with a big hat.
Um. Um. I am SO not qualified to comment on this.
I can help proove Hoot's Theory. I have short hair, and the girls, they are big!
Long hair, huge boobs. And, I look like a pin head with short hair.
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