Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Peeing...It's Not Just For Boys to Put Out Campfires Anymore!

I found this little packet in with one of my ovulation predictor tests...


It sucks that you can't eat the little pop-rock thingies inside the packet. For a minute there I thought, "What a GREAT fucking idea! Not ONLY will I be able to pee on a stick and find out if I'm ovulating, but I'll be able to enjoy pop-rocks all the while. It's genius, no? Anyway, it would be kind of cool if they inserted a can of soda and some edible pop-rocks into the ovulation predictor test packaging. 'Cause then I could, like, find out if I'm ovulating AND disprove an urban legend. All at once. Just like that. Talk about multi-tasking.

Wanna see what Zube Boy does? Okay...





Do you SEE that mud?!?! Really, I should have taken a picture of Zube Boy, but sometimes husbands are kind of like pets with the being photogenic thing when there is no camera anywhere to be found. Suffice it to say that he entered the house (I recognized the eyes) through the laundry room and wasn't allowed to take a step further until he stripped down to his boxers and undershirt. Heh. COVERED IN MUD, I say.

We had an awesome Memorial Day weekend. Check out our campsite:



Here we are sittin' by the fire...(there were no grandmas to be found...not my grandma and not your grandma...in case you were wondering):


That homemade wine was fucking DELICIOUS! Wow.

Word to the wise: Remember to fill your tank before driving your pop-up camper pulling jeep up steep four wheel drive trails, because driving down that shit in neutral with your gas gauge reading '0 MILES TO EMPTY' is SCARY AS HELL at best. But, um, I made it. Thankfully.

Oh yeah, I took a picture of my ass to give to Rocky Jay because it would seem he's running low on ass shots. And since I'm such a great fucking sport, and I think there is an underrepresentation of girls with regular old asses in the world, here 'tis:



The End. Hee.

13 Leg Humps:

Chickie said...

Heh. All I have to say is "Iko Iko"

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Heh- you're braver than I on the ass matter. :)

Gary said...

You have a nice R.O.A. (regular old ass) :)

Bee Bee said...

I really enjoy your blog! It's very interesting as well as entertaining. I love to go mudding!

justdawn said...

Looks like a fun weekend:)

Nice ass, Zube...I guess I hafta have That Guy I Married snap a few shots of mine, now, too...heh

kyknoord said...

I know I'm getting a little behind in my reading, but this is ridiculous.

Happy Villain said...

Okay, I'm just happy you didn't make your ass talk... "Readers, can I ass you a question?"... ala Pet Detective.

You wrote, "I recognized the eyes", and thanks to reading that, I laughed so hard, so suddenly, so loudly, that my dog got up and barked at the wall, which he thought was what made me make that terrible laughing noise. So, thanks for that.

Karen said...

Heh, I would have made him hose off nekkid outside before stepping foot even into the laundry room! LOL

junebee said...

A fun and muddy weekend, gratuitous ass shot notwithstanding!

Miss Cellania said...

Regular or not, you can be proud of whats behind you!

Crazy Lady said...

What a mess, but the more mess - the more fun!

Phil said...

"he entered the house (I recognized the eyes) through the laundry room and wasn't allowed to take a step further until he stripped down"

For some reason, I kinda expect this to be a regular occurance in the Zube household. Even if there's no mud around. lol

And hurray for Zube-booty!

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

rockyjay said...

Mrs. RockyJay has been feeding me those pop-rock-thingies from her ovulation test... and now you telling me they are NOT edible?

Well, that explains a lot...

BTW: you haven't submitted your ass yet. Anybody could post it on their own blog... and it's seem so good that nothing should prevent you take another one, onlt this time only thongs on...

I'm waiting...

 

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