Z-Boy: How was your day, honey?
Z-Girl: Lame. How was work?
Z-Boy: Busy. What'd you do?
Z-Girl: Laid around missing you and wishing you were here to entertain me.
Z-Boy: Aw, I missed you, too.
Z-Girl: Well, honey, you know, you could set up a couch at your work and take me with you everyday and I could lay there and we could hang out together.
Z-Boy: I could also smash my nuts in a drawer over and over again for fun.
Z-Girl: Heh.
Monday, January 22, 2007
He Loves Me...He Loves Me Not...
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6 Leg Humps:
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Doesn't he work out on the slopes? Wouldn't your couch slide down the snowy hills at an un-Godly speed? Would such a slide encourage Turtle to stay put, or would it make him/her want to come out sooner to join in the fun? Does a couch really make a decent sled?
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
I lol'd. Mainly because the image of a man closing his boybits in a drawer repeatedly is quite amusing.
Ain't love grand? :)
Glad that things are still normal between you two, what with all the craziness going on.
lol. And, ouch.
Can't believe I haven't visited the Z-Girl in months and months. Shame on me.
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