Z-Girl: Honey, Hoot wants to come up from Denver and spend the night tonight. She'll come up early and cook us dinner. Would that be cool?
Z-Boy: Does she still want to have my baby?
Z-Girl: She only offered to do that if I couldn't cook us up a baby properly. Which I did, so she's not going to have your baby.
Z-Boy: Oh.
Z-Girl: Sorry.
Z-Boy: Well, I guess it's okay if she's making us dinner.
Z-Girl: Thanks.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
If Hoot Only Knew
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7 Leg Humps:
It's nice that your husband doesn't mind your sister visiting! Whether she's cooking babies or dinner...
That's ALMOST the last laugh.
Men - its always about their stomach, isn't it?
priorities. you gotta like that in a man.
Tell Z-Boy he's already got his own Z-Girl so he should stop thinking about making Z-Babies with other Z-Girls. Hoot shouldn't have to put up with his shenanigans. Tell her she's more than welcome to come over to my place and make me dinner.
PhilM
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
Phil - it would be nice to have someone appreciate my company and not just my dinner.
~Hoot
Hoot- Tell you what. Come on over and I'll cook you dinner in appreciation for your company ;)
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