Monday, January 17, 2011

Thirty Somethings...Thing 4

Day 04 → Something you have to forgive someone for.

This one is easy. Nothing. Really and truly, I'm not currently angry or holding a grudge, new or old.

You're welcome to piss me off so I have something to write about and I promise I'll forgive you. Unless you barge into the grocery store line and start putting your shit on the conveyor belt BEFORE I'M EVEN DONE UNLOADING MY GROCERIES! Some asshole actually did that! She? Does not deserve my forgiveness. Which is saying something because I generally have all kinds of forgiveness to go around.

By the way, did you know that being a superhero is kind of a stressful job? It's really hard to find the time to practice my ninja rolls what with the need for my kids to stuff their pie-holes with not just pie. Not to mention, there's always an ass around here that needs wiping. I barely have time to do the moonwalk never mind stitching that rip in my cape.

But when I do find a spare moment, I think I'll hop on my broom, use my super-duper gps powers to find the Grocery Store Asshole, park by the back door, ninja roll into the kitchen and fill every one of her cabinets to the brim with packaging peanuts.

Then I think I might find it in my heart, somewhere deep down in a corner, to forgive her for not thinking I'm the bees knees.

2 Leg Humps:

AmyD said...

Bwahahahahaha. Umm, this is starting to look like Zube has her zing back. Excuse me while I *squee* just a little bit.

Zube said...

Amy, I'm just glad I've got something back! Man, I have missed writing so! Thanks for the Thirty Things idea! It's definitely given me some structure!


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