We All Scream For Ice Cream

Zube Boy: Did you go grocery shopping?

Zube Girl: No. All that shit magically appeared in the fridge. It's fucking amazing.

Boy: I can't believe you didn't get ice cream.

Girl: But, we already have ice cream.

Boy: Honey, nothing is like new ice cream.

Girl: Pffffbt.

Boy: It's like new poon tang. Even if it's the generic brand, it's still new to you. What you don't want is some old freezer burnt shit. Heh.

Girl: Would you like a bowl of old used-up ice cream or not?

Boy: Fine. Thanks, honey.

Girl: It's in the freezer.