Saturday, July 02, 2005

Bathtime

In the event that Zube Boy is ever found frozen to death by ice cubes, and I'm to blame, I want to assure that my gentle readers understand why.

I was having a lovely conversation with my Mom yesterday, and Zube Boy was taking a bath. The cacophony coming from the bathroom made it difficult to have any semblance of a grown up conversation.

Mom: So, do you have any plans for the Fourth of July?

Zube Girl: Yeah. I'm going to hide in the house all weekend and wait for the 5 million tourists to go home.

Zube Boy: Hoooooooooooney!

Mom: What's that noise?

Girl: Oh, it's just my kid, erm, I mean, husband.

Boy: Hoooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Mom: Do you want me to let you go?

Girl: No, no, no. It's fine. I'm on the phone!

Mom: I think we're going to go down the shore for the weekend...

Boy: Hoooooooooooooooney! Help!

Girl: For goddsfreakinsake.

Mom: Hon, I'll let you go. Call me tomorrow.

Girl: Okay, Mom. Love ya.

Mom: Love you too.

Boy: Honey, honey, honey!

Girl: Bye.

Mom: Bye.

Girl: WHAT!

Boy: Honey, I dropped a Cocoa Puff in the bathwater!

Girl: *silence*

Boy: What should I do?

Girl: Well, for starters, you could STOP EATING FOOD WHILE YOU'RE IN THE BATHTUB, and then you could hide in the bathroom and never, ever, ever come out. 'Cause when you do, I'm going to kick your ass.

6 Leg Humps:

Storm said...

I... don't even know what to say...

Stacy said...

You're funny......I happen across your blog and find you quite crazy!!!!Happy 4th Zube Girl!

~Dallas Girl

Denise said...

just stumbled across your blog from uhhh... I think blog explosion.. so far so good upon reading thru about 3 posts I think I'll add you to my daily feeds.. look forward to it..

Denise

Scott said...

Better cereal in your bathwater than bathwater in your cereal.

kyknoord said...

Another fireside cautionary tale: The Boy Who Cried Cocoa Puff (and the hideous aftermath).

Zube Girl said...

Storm- Sometimes, it's best to not say anything. That's what I've learned anyway! :-)

Stacy- Thanks! Sometimes I think I'm funny, but I usually chalk that up to overconfidence!

Isfriendly- Hope you stick around! Perhaps, eventually, I'll have you thinking my husband is a tool as well. :-)

Scott- You should be a philosopher. Seriously. :-)

Kyknoord- I'm all about the hideous aftermath.

 

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