Monday, July 25, 2005

It's About Love. Moooooooore Or Less.

Dear Bessie,

I opened an e-mail today and was greeted by your precious little, erm, big mug blowing me a kiss. Nevermind all of the crap you said about refinancing and interest rates, I can only presume from the kiss blowing that you are in love with me. And, you know, I can't really blame you. I'm quite a catch if you ask me.

The problem is, I'm married. Well, actually it's not a problem for me, but it does pose a bit of a dilemma for you. I guess some might find it sad that my premarital sexual forays lacked any girl on girl cow action, but I'm okay with it.

As fun as it would be to prance around the pasture with you, I think we should maybe just be friends. Don't get me wrong, you're real pretty and I bet you're super sweet, but I'm just not that into cows. In that way. You know what I mean? And besides, I'm a carnivore, which probably wouldn't sit well with you.

Anywho, thanks for the love note and maybe next time you send a love letter to some other lucky gal, you may want to say what you mean instead of going on about that refinancing bullshit. I almost didn't notice you were trying to tell me you loved me.

Your Friend,
Zube Girl

9 Leg Humps:

Chickie said...

What a bummer! The cow sent you a love letter too? And I was thinking I was special after I got mine. Rats.

Zube Girl said...

Chickie- What a hussy of a heffer, that one.

junebee said...

Good new pic of you. I have to learn how to do that, put the little pic w. each comment. Seems everyone ELSE who comments on your blog can do it.

Helen said...

And um......your heterosexual aren't you? Not that the hefer isn't free to follow her own sexual preference, mind you.
Peace..............

OldGuy said...

Nice looking cow though.

zazzafooky said...

Not a fan of bovine lovin I take it ;-)

Zube Girl said...

Helen- Pretty much hetero, but I do kind of beieve in the spectrum where most folks linger somewhere in the middle. I think chicks are hot, and when faced with the decision of going to a male strip club or a female strip club, I'd got to the female one hands down.

Peace to you, too.

Old Guy- She sure is!

TJ- Not so much! :-)

Storm said...

cow love.... kinda reminds me of a flash movie I saw not too long ago.... scary! :)

Zube Girl said...

Junebee- Hey, I didn't mean to ignore ya! So, the way I did it was to load a photo into a blog entry (small) and then go into that entry, copy only the part in the quotes, and paste it in my profile and in my template in the profile section. Hope that helps!

Storm- Hee.

 

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