Sunday, July 24, 2005

You Learn Something New Every Day

I rather enjoy sharing with you all the things I learn, so I’m going for another round of it.

-While taking a shower, I noticed an odd looking design steamed onto the shower curtain. I said to myself, “Huh. That kind of looks like Pokemon.” Then, I said, “Wow. I didn’t know I knew what Pokemon was.” I learned that I do indeed know at least what Pokemon looks like.

-I learned that I can haul ass uphill, if I believe someone I love might be injured or dead.

-I learned that after your husband has feared imminent death, he might wanna hold your hand a lot. He might also say, “Honey, all I could think was that I was going to die on your birthday and you would have to remember that for the rest of your life. I hated that I might do that to you.” And you will want to melt. Because you can’t believe that while your husband was rolling over in a jeep, all he could think about was you. This love thang is some crazy shit. For real.

-I learned that cocktail weenies are actually pretty good.

-I learned that your hair can grow from long to way longer without you hardly even noticing if you stick it up in a bun as soon as you get out of the shower every day.

-I learned that cutting my hair is an emotionally charged subject for me. I have not, however, learned why yet. I just can't seem to let it go for some reason.

-I learned that I will probably always giggle when a tampon commercial comes on and Zube Boy says, "Honey, shoosh. I like this commercial!" Tee hee.

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lpkitten said...

so do cocktail weiners just kind of taste like little hot dogs?

Cassiopeia said...

It's amazing what we can do when fear our loved ones are in danger. My brother was once pulled into an undertow and looked like he was drowning. I tried to save him, and began to drown also. We were both saved, but looking back I wouldn't have done anything differently.

Z-boy likes tampon commercials?! What's up with that? :)

Zube Girl said...

lpkitten- Yep, they did.

Cassiopeia- I know, it's pretty amazing isn't it. And Zube Boy hates tampon commercials. He's just a sarcastic little shit.

sk said...


Have you seen the PAD commercial that goes "Have a HAPPY PERIOD." BD and I just laugh hysterically. WHO THE HELL HAS A *HAPPY* PERIOD!! What a STUPID ASS commercial!! It's almost as stupid as the "not so fresh" feeling ones....

Glad ZB is ok. Wow. What scary shit!

Kn@ppster said...

While you've got him all busted up and in a cast, you should probably tickle him. A lot.


Zube Girl said...

SK- YES! Seriously, with that commercial...Shut Up!!! And, if you're not feeling fresh take a bath or go to a free clinic. Don't fuck with the PH system up in there. Ya know?

Thomas- Ah yes. I love when I can use my powers for Eeeeevil!

Storm said...

I can relate to the hair in the bun. The last time I cut my hair, I got five inches cut off. I swear I thought it was the same length after it was cut as before it was cut. The only reason I know better is I saw the clippings on the floor.

Pappy said...

The one thing you need to learn is to shup up!

Mackin with Pappy

Zube Girl said...

Storm- It's nice to know that I'm not the only one!

Pappy- You're so cute with the shutting up request. :-) Awwww...You do know it is a worthless effort, right?

kyknoord said...

Ah, tampon commercials. Now that's quality television. Right up there with suppositories and haemorrhoid cream.

Zube Girl said...

Kyknoord- It most certainly is!


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