Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Love and Leg Humping

If I wasn’t already spoken for, I would marry:

Daria- She is the diva-est of Web Divas. Seriously. I’m going to be rocking a new look here in my little corner of the blogosphere, and you might say I’m so excited that peeing myself is entirely possible. I’m quite impressed with what she has done with “Well, I kind of like orange. And green, too. Yeah.” If anyone is looking for a blog makeover, pick Daria. She has ESP when it comes to what you're looking for. And, she’s from Jersey. That’s right bitches. You know my Jersey love knows no bounds.

My Dentist- If I were a dog, I would hump his leg, like, 24/7. That’s how much he means to me. I seriously HATE going to the dentist. Hate, people. But, this guy is the most wonderfullest of all the dentists in the world. He is so gentle and reassuring. He even summons a handholder for me when he’s got a big scary needle all ready to puncture my precious gums. Love.

The Waitor at Ruby Tuesday That Carded Me- I wanted to kiss him. And then, as if I weren’t already developing a major crush on him, he said, “No way,” after looking at my birth date. It required every ounce of willpower I had not to sprawl out on the table and scream, “Ravish me!”

Suffice it to say that there are many, many people in the world who couldn’t be luckier. That I’m already married, that is.

12 Leg Humps:

PaintingChef said...

Yay! I am going to be rocking a new look soon courtesy of Rachel at Web Divas. We will be oh so hot together. Mine is going to be all pretty reds and oranges. With DAISIES! It'll be all girlie and full of profanity. Is there anything better? Ever?

zazzafooky said...

I want the name of your Dentist, NOW!

Daria said...

Talk about an ego-boost! Thank you - that made my day and your design hasn't even been implemented yet!

Zube Girl said...

PaintingChef- I am so excited you're getting a new look two! It's like that show, ummm, on TLC, ummm, where the two friends get makeovers!

TJ- This is so embarassing. I don't remember. The first time I saw him was for an emergency visit when I had excrutiating tooth pain. And, ever since, I've been too embarrassed to ask. And, whenever I go, I'm still way too nervous to remember names and such. I call him Dr. Love!

Daria- No problem! :-)

Kn@ppster said...

ZubeGrrl:

Marry whomever you like ... but see me on the side!

Regards,
Kn@ppster

Cassiopeia said...

I can't wait to see your new design! I've seen Daria's work, and she's great! You'll have to take and pimp it out awhile in BOTB! :).

Rick said...

howdy - just commenting back to say that i've enjoyed reading your blog, normally vote for yours, too - and took the challenge knowing i'd flameout famously. like the way you write, and really appreciate the kind words over at my site. stop by anytime, and i'll probably link up when the new site/design is up.

thanks again - glad to make the connection. blogexplosion's at least good for that, huh?

kyknoord said...

It's a bit like being 'The Highlander'. There can be only one...

PaintingChef said...

I've retired from that BOTB thing. I've had my ass beat into the ground a couple of times. By blogs about things like turtles. And coupons. So I officially suck.

Zube Girl said...

Thomas- Heh heh! At least we're alligned politically.

Cassiopeia- I have always wanted to be a pimp, so I will surely do so!

Rick- Thanks!

Kyknoord- One and only one.

PaintingChef- For me, it's like a wild experiment. I'm right at half and half, and there are a couple of people that vote against me every time, even though I've voted for them. It's interesting.

Kyknoord- One and only one!

Kjersten said...

I'm a little bit embarrased to say this, but I read this post right after getting my hair done last night... and I feel exactly the same way about my hairstylist as you do about your dentist. I don't love him, I don't want to kiss him, but I would totally hump his leg.

Zube Girl said...

kjersten- There is much to be said for leg humping. See, dogs have everything all figgered out!

 

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