Zack and I were hangin' out today. Sharing the living room, as families tend to do. Suddenly, he went into fervent Lick and Gnaw Hineyhole mode. This is when I broke into song. It's one of my favorites, and I call it the "Hiney Licker" song.
It goes something like this, though the lyrics vary from time to time:
Hineylicker, hineylicker, hiney, hiney, hineylicker...
Is my little hineylicker hungry for something other than hiney...
Hiney, hiney, hiney licker...
And so on...
This time, though, I proceeded to sing and let the dog out at the same time. Two teenagers happened to be walking by, and witnessed my acapella performance.
I am so not cool anymore.
Friday, July 29, 2005
Out of Tune, or Touch...Something Like That
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Do NOT let the punkass teenagers tell you differently. You are the DEFINITION of cool m'dear!
jeez, now I a voice singing hineylicker, hineylicker... in my head.
It's the annoying voice that thinks she is cute when she isn't.
She must be banished.
I would have loved to have seen you do that.
You're a nut, but 100% cool in my book.
I make up songs all the time! Have you ever been singing to the radio in your car, turned it off, walked out of the car into a crowded parking lot... and realized you're still singing? I have, several times :)
Don't worry, in a few years those teenagers will be singing about licking some other body part...
In fact, I think you should address this matter in a letter to Zack directly. Sounds like a cause for canine correspondence!
PaintingChef- You know, punkass teenagers wouldn't know what cool was if it hit them in the head!
Storm- I know that voice, the one that thinks it's cool.
TJ- Precisely!
Cassiopeia- You probably would have laughed at me, but you still would have thought I was cool!
Kjersten- I sing at my desk along with the radio and don't realize it. I share my office with two other people. Heh.
Junebee- How right you are about the teenagers. 'Canine Correspondence' sounds very official.
How did you know my shower song?
Dutch Oven's now sitting over at his computer singing your song. Kill me, PLEASE.
I'm sure it's much cooler when you do it, because his is all off-key and a little disturbing...
And he probably does sing this in the shower. It wouldn't surprise me at all.
Great post!
Dutch Oven- HAH! You better back off my lyrics! They're all mine. ;-)
Bonanza Jellybean- Hee. But, isn't it fun hearing a man singing anything with the word 'hiney' in it? Zube Boy has his own songs he sings to me.
You know, wedding receptions might actually be fun if you were the DJ and sang your own lyrics. I would love to see my old aunts trying to dance to your Hineylicker song!
I have had my own version of the hineylicker song running through my head all day today. I've even hummed a little to it. Luckily, I haven't sang any of it out loud so I didn't have to explain myself to my coworkers.
I decided that I wasn't cool when I wearing my men's robe and was dragging my dog out of street so she wouldn't be in the way of a carload of guys in a convertible. I'm just glad they were in car that they didn't want to damage and not in some big monster truck that they could've squashed her in.
Librarian- I'm envisioning a new future for myself. Mmmm...a wedding singer.
Chickie- Four-legged kids make you do the most asinine things! (The spelling on 'asinine' doesn't look right, but I googled it, and it is. Just so you know!)
I wonder if it's true that dogs lick their bums to get rid of the taste of dog food.
I used to sing my dog songs all of the time and now I sing them to my cat!
Kyknoord- I think it is. At least, I'd lick my ass if I had to eat that shit all the time. Well, maybe the jury's still out on that.
Jules- I'm convinced that pets are the best audience in the world. They care not how talented you REALLY are.
Actually, my cat told me to shut the F up the other day. She said, I'm sick of that friggin' variation of the same song you sing over & over again for 20 mins after you come home from work!
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