Zube Girl: Dude, check out my black eye.
Everyone I Happen To Show It To: What black eye?
Girl: Right here. See?
EIHTSIT (Hee, that kind of looks like Eat Shit): Huh. It just looks like you have on purple eyeshadow. Kind of dark eyeshadow. But, that's it.
Girl: Bzzzz…Wrong answer. You're supposed to say, "Holy shit! Look at that shiner! You are one TOUGH TITTED BITCH!"
EIHTSIT: Ummm...Okay, fine.
Girl: And that's when I say, "That's right mofo! You should see the other guy! So, step off, 'cause this bitch is rough!"
EIHTSIT: You need medication. Really STRONG medication.
Girl: Maybe sometimes.
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Zube Girl Goes Postal, Erm, Gangsta...
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Holy shit! Look at that shiner! You are without a DOUBT the toughest titted bitch I've ever met...
oooooh I want some... (meds that is)
You so funny wanna be gangsta. White girl you be scared in my neighborhood. Gangsta my ass!!!
Why thank you PaintingChef!
Peg, I'll most certainly share my drugs with you. Only if they're fun. If they're not, I'll give them all to you!
Anonymous- Actually, you couldn't be more right. I'm far more 'Postal' than 'Gangsta'. Shh...Okay? Your secret identity is safe with me, if you'll keep my little secret!
I don't know. I think I'd be scared. Or maybe I'd want to join your gang. It'll be the coolest gang ever. We'll show all those other mofos.
I got some purple eyeliner one time. It's great if I want to go for that abused woman look. I never used it...
Storm- We could call it, "Gang of Wussies." But, we'd have to all be really fast runners, because once we started a fight, we'd all have to high tail it out of there.
Junebee- Yeah, the abused woman look is just so not me!
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