Z-Girl: Hey, what in the hell are you doing in there?
Z-Girl: Are you negotiating the release of the brown hostages?
Z-Boy: No! Mind yer bizness...
Z-Girl: 'Cause you know I need to take a shower, and that would piss me right off trying to get clean in all that stink!
Z-Boy: Leave me alone...
Z-Girl: You've been in there for a while...
Z-Boy: God. Do you always have to be up my ass? I'm doing my hair. I want it to look perfect for the monster truck show.
And, since I'd obviously be an idiot to believe that, I think I'll shower later.
Saturday, August 13, 2005