Saturday, August 13, 2005

El Baño

Z-Girl: Honey?

Z-Boy: *silence*

Z-Girl: Hey, what in the hell are you doing in there?

Z-Boy: Nothing.

Z-Girl: Are you negotiating the release of the brown hostages?

Z-Boy: No! Mind yer bizness...

Z-Girl: 'Cause you know I need to take a shower, and that would piss me right off trying to get clean in all that stink!

Z-Boy: Leave me alone...

Z-Girl: You've been in there for a while...

Z-Boy: God. Do you always have to be up my ass? I'm doing my hair. I want it to look perfect for the monster truck show.


And, since I'd obviously be an idiot to believe that, I think I'll shower later.

10 Leg Humps:

Storm said...

lol

I don't think I'm going to touch that one, other than to say that steve's the same damn way.

Chickie said...

Sweety will wait for me to get in the shower and then he'll settle in for conversation with me over the shower wall.

carrie said...

hehe..releasing brown hostages

zazzafooky said...

"Doing my hair.." That's a good one. Great picture too.

Zube Girl said...

Storm- Fucking boys. Heh. Oh wait. I do it too sometimes.

Chickie- Isn't that funny? We always have these big conversations while one of us is in the bathroom.

Carrie- Heh. I heard that the other day, and was just dying to use it.

TJ- He spends more time 'Doing his hair' than I do. ;-)

kyknoord said...

Releasing brown hostages? Ahahahah! That's a new number one on the number two list for me. It's even better than 'releasing a chocolate shark into the wild'.

Zube Girl said...

Kyknoord- 'Releasing the chocolate shark into the wild' has a dulcet ring to it. Hee.

PaintingChef said...

negotiating the release of the brown hostages is EXACTLY why Patrick has his own crapper...

Zube Girl said...

That's what we need around here!

Clickbank Mall said...

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I'll stop back every so often to see new updates maybe something will interest me in the future.

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