Z-Girl: Honey?
Z-Boy: *silence*
Z-Girl: Hey, what in the hell are you doing in there?
Z-Boy: Nothing.
Z-Girl: Are you negotiating the release of the brown hostages?
Z-Boy: No! Mind yer bizness...
Z-Girl: 'Cause you know I need to take a shower, and that would piss me right off trying to get clean in all that stink!
Z-Boy: Leave me alone...
Z-Girl: You've been in there for a while...
Z-Boy: God. Do you always have to be up my ass? I'm doing my hair. I want it to look perfect for the monster truck show.
And, since I'd obviously be an idiot to believe that, I think I'll shower later.
Saturday, August 13, 2005
El Baño
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8 Leg Humps:
lol
I don't think I'm going to touch that one, other than to say that steve's the same damn way.
Sweety will wait for me to get in the shower and then he'll settle in for conversation with me over the shower wall.
hehe..releasing brown hostages
Storm- Fucking boys. Heh. Oh wait. I do it too sometimes.
Chickie- Isn't that funny? We always have these big conversations while one of us is in the bathroom.
Carrie- Heh. I heard that the other day, and was just dying to use it.
TJ- He spends more time 'Doing his hair' than I do. ;-)
Releasing brown hostages? Ahahahah! That's a new number one on the number two list for me. It's even better than 'releasing a chocolate shark into the wild'.
Kyknoord- 'Releasing the chocolate shark into the wild' has a dulcet ring to it. Hee.
negotiating the release of the brown hostages is EXACTLY why Patrick has his own crapper...
That's what we need around here!
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