I was feeling a little deviant today, and so I decided to perform some fucked up searches on Technorati. I just thought it would be amusing to have bloggers checking their stats and proclaiming, "What in the fuck?!" I know I've proclaimed the same thing in mock disgust. But most times, when these searches don't involve children or me fucking my mom, I'm rather amused by them. Sexy sock sniffer is probably my favorite thus far.
What's that? You wanna play? Why, sure! Here are the searches I performed. Click on a blog, and together, we can completely freak out bloggers everywhere by giving them multiple hits for fucked up searches.
Itchy Vagina Lips
My Ass Reeks Help
Thumbelina Penis
I Love My Farts
Sometimes My Hiney Stinks
I Have an Ass Obsession
David Hasselhoff Has a Great Ass*
What's the most ridiculous search you can come up with?
*I REALLY don't feel that way! I just thought it would be funny.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
It's My Turn, Bitches!!!
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christ, I clicked on itchy vagina lips, and the first blog may very well have traumatized me.
LOL Oh, now I'm going to have too much fun all night long. Just off the top of my head, here's a few of the searches I tried:
plugged poop shoot
jlo cottage cheese ass
how to get super glue off my balls
sexy elbow scabs
my armpit hair is on fire
cat intestine recipes
Now I'm off to have a few drink and get REALLY creative. LOL
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
I can't do it. I'm terrified my blog will turn up and I'll be even more scarred from finding myself while looking for something perverse. Maybe I should take a closer look. Maybe I am perverse.
Oh no! Look what you've done! You're making me LOOK at MYSELF. UGH!
;)
Ahahaahahahahaaaah! This is too good to resist:
Rectal banana experiments
Swallowing semen until you pop
Nasal cavity jazz
Urine bathing etiquette
Chinchilla lingerie
Wow... a challenge. (I shrink in anticipation of what Dutch Oven might come up with). Let's see...
Bikini Wax Gone Wrong
Breast Implant Shift
Consensual Poodle Sex
Super Glue Removel from Skin
Tony Danza's Weenie (wait- that will bring up mine)
Not enough coffee this morning yet... I'll try again later maybe after I am awake fully. :)
Oh you are very devilish indeed...LOVE THAT! I'll be thinking of good ones...
I had to close my door because I have been laughing so hard...
I have not had the pleasure of having time to necessarily do that although I know that my blog has been found several times in a " search for Micheal phelps pubic hair" and the last time was " photos of michael phelps pubic hair"
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Okay, I had way too much fun with this. Some of the fun ones from last night:
my dog's ass tastes funny
fart ignition burn care
safely pop a zit on your dick
toe jam recipies
advantages of drinking urine
Of course you realize that anyone searching for all these things is now going to be directed to your site, Zube. As a matter of fact, it's #1 on most of the searches you listed in your post already! ;)
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
ROTFLMAO
Oh my gosh... sometimes I read these posts and think... wow, I want to be Zube Girl.
LOL
Okay, you guys are HILARIOUS!!! Hee.
Apologies for not responding to each one of you, but I'm running around with socks on my hands. Not on purpose, but more because I'm trying to pack, and do laundry, and NOT be so fucking excited about vacationing!!!
Whee!
Ya'll rock! I'll be on sporadically. :-)
I'm afraid of what will come up if I do that, but then, I'm also afraid to Google myself...Have a most excellent vacation.
I'm scared, hold me.
Coyote Mike- Why would you be scared? Are you a pussy or something? ;-)
You typed that out with socks on your hands? Wow, no wonder Coyote Mike is scared--that's pretty freaky.
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
You are cracking me up and making me feel much better about the revolting search words that brought up my blog for some fuckhead in Kuwait (search words of the variety you mentioned in your first paragraph, which we agree are not entertaining).
Yes, I am trying to stop thinking about that. (shiver of revulsion)
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