The Scene: Zube Boy is in the bathtub. I'm in the living room on the computer.
Z-Boy: HONEY?!
Z-Girl: YEAH?
Z-Boy: Are we still on for the dance-off tonight?
Z-Girl: Sure honey. I've just got to practice my routine.
Z-Boy: Okay. You better practice a lot, because I've got mine down.
A few minutes later, I hear singing coming from the bathroom...
Z-Boy: 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now...
Z-Girl: Are you singing in the bathtub again?
Z-Boy: Shush. You're ruining my concentration. I'm practicing my dance moves.
Z-Girl: How can you practice your routine in the bathtub.
Z-Boy: I'm going over the arm movements.
Z-Girl: That's an awful slow song for a dance routine.
Z-Boy: It's kind of an interpretive piece.
Z-Girl: Okay honey.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
So You Think You Can Dance?
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Hmm, sounds suspiciously like "Freebird".
...maybe bathtub dancing can become a new dance category.
I think that was "Freebird"- a southern staple... this might be a good time to find out how to add video to your site. :)
You ARE aware that this is TOTALLY going to require pictures...right?
Or better...video...like Bonanza said!
*snorts* heh. pictures and video.
So who won? And what Zube Boy conveying with his dance number?
Junebee- That's exactly what it was! I think that would be quite an exciting category.
Bonanza- Zube Boy locks the door when he's taking a bath. I think just for that reason. I am totally the kind of person who would run in and take a picture.
PaintingChef- I know, I wish. If I had the mechanical know-how, maybe I could rig the door locks so they don't work. Hmmm...
Storm- Hee. You snorted.
Chickie- He won by default. I told him that my chicken dance surely wouldn't hold a candle to his interpretive freebird dance. He said "Woohoo" and we had some ice cream to celebrate his victory.
I agree with Storm and TJ, and considering all the opportunities Zubeboy takes to photograph you in unflattering poses..it's high time the lens was turned, so to speak.
Sounds like a sure-fire blue ribbon winner.
TJ and Junebee- Maybe ONE day he'll forget to lock the door! I'm on the watch!
JJ- You know it!
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