Tuesday, October 04, 2005

In Case You Were Wondering...

I'm back. Back in Colorado with Zube Boy and the Z-animals. My fabulous husband finished our laundry room/entryway while I was gone, so the first thing I encountered upon my return was a kick ass laundry room in the most fabulous shade of blue and knotty pine wainscoating. He rocks, but you all knew that.

Some random vacation musings...

-Hoot, my sister, called me crying while I was at my Mom's house. She needed consoling because a spider had landed on her head in class, and instead of screaming her arachnophobic ass off, she ran out of the room with no explanation to the teacher or other students. I'm all over her to write a guest entry for me about it. Hearing her tell it was HILARIOUS!

-I took a little time to go back and read my archives while I wasn't blogging. After a few months of entries, I got TOTALLY annoyed with myself. I was like, "Jeebus, why don't I just shut up ALREADY?!" Then, a little voice in my head said, "Hey, you don't have to read this shit." "Oh yeah." I felt a little better knowing that neither does anyone else.

-I got my hair cut for the first time in a year and a half. The fucker cut off six inches. Okay. It looks great and it's still long, but I thought he was only going to cut off four. I'm a little amused by the fact that I'm getting myself all worked up about two inches. Not really worth getting too excited about, eh?

-I dug through boxes and boxes of shit in my Mom's attic and have FINALLY, after years of searching, found my diary from when I was 10/11 years old. Don't worry, my friends, I'm sure I'll manage to squeeze a few gems out of it to share with you here in the future. Let's just say I REALLY REALLY wanted a bra and for someone to ask me to the dance. I got the bra. And that's about it. I'm SO glad to have found that diary. Now all I am missing is the one I wrote in high school and my collection of Zube Girl's diaries will be complete. I kind of hope I find that one before my Mom does. I mean, it was high school after all. Heh.

-Lastly, and most importantly, a huge THANK YOU to all of my guest bloggers. You all are awesome, and for a week I was able to read and enjoy my own blog. You're the best.

12 Leg Humps:

PaintingChef said...

Welcome back love! We missed you!!!

Storm said...

yay! zube's back! :)

txsm said...

We loved your Guest bloggers, but sure missed you...glad you're back!

Anduin said...

Yay! Welcome back. Thanks for the guest bloggers, they were great.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!! You're back!!!!! :)

And no, 2 inches is not worth getting worked up for. Well, in hair, it is. Sorry. Pervert moment.

Chickie said...


Missed you!

Phil said...

Welcome back, Zube!!! The guest bloggers did fabulous (as I know you already know), but you were still missed. And tell your sister that as freaky as her spider-on-head incident was, at least the spider didn't spend the night in her ear.


Kjersten said...

welcome back!!!

Courtney said...

Welcome back! And uh...I've read most of your archives. :)

And I got my hair TRIMMED today and I feel like it's noticeably shorter. My husband is LYING when he says nobody can notice. I swear, she cut off a foot. :P

Zube Girl said...

PaintingChef, Storm, TXSM, Anduin, Chickie, and Kjersten- Thanks for the welcome back, and I feel all special having been missed! :-)

Bonanza- That two inch notion you were getting at was actually the double entundre* I was going for. Who's the perv now? :-)

*I am waaaay too lazy to look that up now.

Phil- I *think* my sister is almost as scared of spiders as you! Not to blow your machismo on my blog. Oops. ;-)

Courtney- See, Zube Boy says the same thing! I'm like, "No, seriously honey. It's fucking SHORT now!" He doesn't even notice.

kyknoord said...

Time flies, doesn't it? Welcome back. We kept a sharp eye on your blogsitters while you were gone. No wild parties here. No siree!

Phil said...

HAHA! What would Zubeboy say if he knew you were blowing my machismo? You really should watch your wording after making a double entandre (sp?) ;)

No worries about outing my arachnaphobia, though . . . I've discussed it quite a bit in my own blog, and have very valid reasons for my fear, wouldn't you agree?



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