Z-Girl: Hey honey, why don't you put some lotion on my ass?
Z-Boy: Do you think there's enough?
Z-Girl: But the bottle's fu...shut up asshole.
Friday, October 21, 2005
It Puts the Lotion...
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About a Girl...
- Zube
- Well, I'm Zube. Rhymes with booby. Bermuda born, Jersey bred, and Colorado bound. Not 'bound' in the sense that that's where I'm headed. Bound in the sense that I'm bound here by an undying love for the mountains. I will always and forever be a Jersey Girl, though. I’m mom to two of the most awesomest kids on the planet. It took a few miscarriages, uterine drama, and other heartbreak to get there but they’re worth it. I try not to lose myself in motherhood, hence this blog. It is my space. Though I do reserve the right to wax on about my kids now and again. Also, many moons ago I was raped, got pregnant, and had an abortion. Which resulted in me disassembling my tent and leaving Pro-Life Camp for good. Interestingly, multiple miscarriages made me upgrade my tent at Camp Pro-Choice to a cabin. I hide nothing about that experience. You’ve been warned. Last but not least, if you're not fond of sentences ending in prepositions, the F-Bomb, and random and chaotic use of ellipses, stop here...This blog is not for you.
Zee
Cora Jane - Born 5/16/07
Bee
Keenan - Born 7/30/09
6 Leg Humps:
LMAO! Um, so, was there enough?
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
Please refer ZubeBoy to my list of forgiveness gifts (or make up your own), because that was just WRONG.
But funny. :)
I'n sorry Zube, but that was funny.
Zube Boy and Kyle are going to have fun together when we finally meet.
What an ass-monkey. ;o)
My ass-monkey was reading this over my shoulder and actually had the nerve to snort!
Bad ass-monkey... BAD ass-monkey!
I think Zube Boy and Sweety may be cousins.
Lala Lisa- We've gotta get back at 'em somehow!
Phil- But of course! I pretended he only thought my ass was really dry. I mean, after that comment, you could say it was a little chapped. Heh heh.
Bonanza- It was funny. I laughed despite myself.
Mother Goosemouse- I have NO doubt that they will! :-)
Amy- Ass monkeys. We love to hate 'em. :-)
Chickie- I would so not be surprised!
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