Dear Ass,
Stop eating my underwear.
Love,
Zube Girl
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Dear Zube Girl,
Stop wearing thongs.
Love,
Ass
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Dear Thongs,
Stop crawling up my ass.
Love,
Zube Girl
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Dear Zube Girl,
Ease up on the Cheetos, babe.
Love,
Thongs
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Dear Ass and Thongs,
Fuck you both.
Love,
Zube Girl
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Dear Cheetos,
I love you.
Love,
Zube Girl
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Dear Zube Girl,
I still love you!
Love,
Gramma Panties
Monday, October 17, 2005
What Goes Around, Comes Around. Heh.
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16 Leg Humps:
Bonanza- See, no. That was funny. I was half-expecting:
Dear Zube Girl,
You done lost your shit now. Oh yeah. And you need Jesus, too.
Love,
Anonymous
Totally hilarious!
I can sympathize...
Cheetos & rootbeer floats, gotta have em'.
Also - Bonanza is exactly right. I'd advise you try boy briefs.
oh no... seriously... wear the thongs out now because when you have kids, forget it. The thong thing reminds me of my sister though... goes like this:
Me: Megan, you are THIN... you should get some thongs!
Megan: Yeah, uh, I don't think so.
Me: WHY NOT?!?!?
Megan: Because you aren't supposed to FLOSS there!
hell, when I worked in the lingerie department at a certain department store, we sold maternity thongs. Could you imagine carrying extra weight *and* wearing a thong? me neither.
Cheetos are revolting, but ice cream has been the bane of both my existence and that of my thongs. Sigh.
You crack me up. When are we gonna have that beer???
Tessa- Mmmm...Root beer floats. Yummy! I'm definitely going to have to try the boy briefs.
Amy- I once had a friend who had to go to the dentist because she got floss stuck in her tooth. I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't wear thongs anymore. :-)
Storm- Okay, see that's a little over the top, I think. I mean, at least in the final months. Maturnity thongs???
Mother Goosemouse- VERY SOON we should have a beer! Before the ski season gets in high gear and I'm too busy to breathe much less have fun!
I thought you talked out of your ass, not to it, Dutch Oven.
Sorry for taking up so much space Zube. The Toxic Tuba and I can argue ANYWHERE. :)
Again, I'm drinking while reading you guys...I've got to quit this, my sinus's can't take much more!!
Oh, you should never, ever tell your ass and thong to "fuck off". They can make life incredibly embarrassing for you anytime they want, so you really should stay on their good side.
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
Too fucking funny.
Zube - did you EVER think that so many people would be interested in your obviously mentionable unmentionables? LOL
Dutch Oven- Aha, but see do you ever get LETTERS from your ass?!?! I should think not. So, not only does mine talk, it has it's own desk and fancy pen set with assorted pretty papers. Hee!
Bonanza- You guys are ALWAYS welcome to argue here. It is a never-ending source of amusement for me. :-)
TXSM- Oh, don't worry, I enjoy drinking and blogging, so why not drink while reading blogs! You might be inclined to actually find me funny, then!
Phil- Yeah, the last thing I need is some sort of revolt going on down there. Heh.
Chickie- Yep. After laughing here, I'm going to head over to your place and stuff potatoes in the garbage disposal. Today is going to be a great day.
Amy- It's rendered me speechless! Well, not really, but it probably should!
Dear Zube Girl-
You are one cool bitch. Let's make out.
Love,
The Internet.
Did all of the letter writing work? I have to try that! My ass hates me! Maybe I am just not communicating effectively with it. Who knew an ass could hold a pen. Oh wait. Ewwwww. never mind!
Great post! I've had conversations like that with my hips and Dunkin Donut bagels.
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