Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Threesomes

I've been tagged by Phil over at Echos in a Nomad's Head. Phil is cool as shit and he has, quite possibly, the cutest dog ever. Next to mine, of course. Anyway, I'd been tagged by this meme forever and a day ago, so instead of coming up with new answers, I've decided to repost the repeats because I dug my answers back then when I think all of three people were reading me.

***Previous Answers***

Three screen names that you have had: SluttyWifeLookingforLove, TooSexy4U, and zubegirl.

Three things you like about yourself: I'm not real hairy, I'm sexier covered in mud from four wheeling than I am all dressed up, and I make really good wings.

Three things you don't like about yourself: I'm just way too much of a babe. I get hand cramps writing my phone number on cocktail napkins. It's not easy, folks. 'Nuff said.

Three parts of your heritage: My great-grandfather was a bootlegger, my great uncle was a MonseƱor of the Catholic church, and my Dad is smarter than your Dad. So NYAH!

Three things that scare you: Celery in my tuna, Brad Pitt's obsession with me, and making left turns onto busy streets.

Three of your everyday essentials: Coffee, toilet paper, and phone calls from Jersey folk.

Three things you are wearing right now: My fairy tattoo, my astrology glyph tattoo, and my flower tattoo.

Three of your favorite songs: I'm a Little Teapot, London Bridge is Falling Down, and Ring Around the Rosie.

Three things I want in a relationship: Complete and total submission to my every whim. That's all. Well, a little worshipping and toe sucking never hurts.

Two truths and a lie: I lie, I make my life sound way more exciting than it is, and I always tell the truth.

Three things you can't do without: AM 760 Boulder's Progressive Talk, the word 'Fuck', and the letter 'Z'.

Three places you want to go on vacation: East Gibip, Bumblefuck, and Istanbul...no...Constantinople. Nah, Istanbul. Or Constantinople. You know, that's nobody's business but the Turks.

Three things you just can't do: Lick my elbow, pour coffee without drizzling it all over the counter, and sand drywall.

Three kids' names: Cletis, Tipsy, and Rufus.

Three things you want to do before you die: Have kids, teach my kids to do chores, and totally screw up my kids. That is my dream.

Three Celeb crushes: John Stewart, George Clooney, and Winona Ryder, erm, I mean, Brad Pitt. Yeah. Every gal loves Brad Pitt. Even though he's fucking psycho.

***Additions that were not on the previous meme***

These threes were not on the prior rendition of the meme, so I've answered them separately.

Three of your favorite musicians: Zube Boy in the Bathtub, Me in the Car, and any 80's hair-band that gets me reminescing.

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you: A fine ass, a wit to match my own, and intelligence.

Three of your favorite hobbies: Offroading, Scrapbooking (Shut up!), and arguing politics.

Three things you want to do really badly now: Pee, take off my confining turtleneck, and turn on the fucking heater 'cause it's cold in my crib.

Three careers you're considering/you've considered: Supreme Court Justice, nanny for Nanny 911, and an author.

Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy: The remote? It's fucking mine, bitch. I think that takes up about three qualities right there.

Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl: "Fuckin'-A, I broke a nail", "Honey, did you polish my tiara yet today?" and "What are you thinking RIGHT NOW honey?"

Three people that I would like to see post this meme: Texas Soccer Mom, Anduin Andorian, and Hot Latin Lover...

13 Leg Humps:

Graham Jones said...

That brings back memories.

Zube Girl said...

Graham- You are so fucking clever at traffic whoring that it's almost cute.

Anduin said...

Zube Girl - I say this all the time, but you rock! Thanks for the tag.

TheGeekUnderground.com said...

Interesting blog

Phil said...

I've never really understood the phrase "cool as shit", because actually shit is rather warm. Have you ever seen a dog drop one in the snow? It steams. Cool stuff doesn't steam. So I get kinda confused at that phrase. But I'll take it as a compliment. I think. Who knows, maybe you were insulting me. You're subtle like that.

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

Zube Girl said...

Anduin- no problemo!

the geek- You're 'interesting' comment would be suspect, but it doesn't link back to any blog in particular, so I hereby decree that you are not traffic whoring. So thanks. :-)

Phil- Well dayum. I meant it with sincerety, and did you just accuse me of being subtle?! You've got an awesome sense of humah, Phil, which I dig, and if Hoot weren't dating MY FUCKING 1993 GRADUATING CLASSMATE, I'd hook you up with her. I prefer for her to have boyfriends 3000 miles away. Just because I'm the big sister. :-)

Oh yeah, and seriously, you're dog is cute. He might even be cuter than mine, but don't tell anybody. Thanks for tagging me!

PS- You're okay 1993 Graduate. Just sayin' that if Hoot goes to my fucking CLASS REUNION looking all cuter and younger than me, well, I'm just gonna have to kick her ass. :-)

Phil said...

Hehe. I knew you'd appreciate that "subtle" remark ;)

Zube Girl said...

Phil- You got me, you ass! Dammit. I got all sensitive and shit. Pfffbbbbt.

Ah hell. I love ya anyway.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

"Complete and total submission to my every whim."

I have never heard the objective of marriage summed up so well or concisely. Man, you should go on Oprah and tell everyone that all that love and cuddly stuff is just a screen- SUBMISSION is what we need to be going after.

Man, DO's going to have a field day if he checks your comments today. :)

txsm said...

Ok, you've twisted my arm.....kinda glad you meme'd me, haven't had much luck on the brain flow lately!!!! Maybe because it's SO FUCKING HOT HERE IN TEXAS!!!!!!! God, can we get some FALL weather already!!!!!!!!!! Never...NEVER..have I had my damn air on past September...fuck my electric bill is gonna kill me!!!

PaintingChef said...

That's a GOOD ONE!! I got tagged for something a while ago and I haven't done it yet...oops...I'm REALLY bad about that.

Zube Girl said...

Bonanza- It's the only way. See, though, the key is to trick them into thinking that they're really in charge.

TXSM- Thanks for posting the meme! I can't believe it's still so hot there. This is one big ass country with all kinds of weather!

PaintingChef- I am SO bad at it. I'm always late with it. This time I was on the up and up and am quite proud!

junebee said...

mmmm...80's hair bands...

 

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