Some fucked up funny shit, that’s what’s coming soon. Yours truly is honored to be teaming up with two of her bestest internet buds, PaintingChef and Bonanza Jellybean, to start an advice blog because we enjoy telling people what to do. Well, at least I do. We’re dubbing ourselves the Unholy Trinity because it made us all cackle evilly and ergo was deemed appropriate. It’s still in the works, and we’ve got to get the site together, and when we do, you’ll be the first to know. While discussing the minutiae of starting up an advice blog, we decided of utmost importance would be people who need some fucking advice. We’re quick like that with figgering shit out. Anyway, that is where you all come in.
Are you confused about shit? Got a question, be it blog related, relationship related or are you simply wondering how to get that stain out of your blue dress (ahem, where were we in 1998, erm, actually I’m not sure I want to know, or could even remember)? Then you must e-mail us at wethreebitches@yahoo.com. We'll do our best to advise thee and promise to deliver the advice with plenty of snark.
I will tell you one thing, though, so you don’t have to bother asking. Underwear that your cousin Dee gives you at your bridal shower is SO not intended to be worn for eight hours at work. If you look in your panty drawer, see bridal shower gift undies, and entertain the thought of putting off the laundry one more day, reconsider. It’s not worth it. Seriously. I mean, unless you're okay with having little jewels up your ass for eight hours. But I can tell you firsthand, the shit's not fun.
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Friday, November 11, 2005
Coming Soon to a Blog Near You...
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15 Leg Humps:
Bonanza- Not just yet but SERIOUSLY I'm too excited.
Madbull- How about UNHOLY shit!
OMG, OMG, OMG, that's awesome! I can't wait to read it! And I might even slip an anonymous request for advice in myself. I always need help. :)
Librarian- It's EXCITING! Yay. And a question would be more helpful to us than you know. :-)
Oh yeah, and I would definitely advise anyone who asked the blue dress questions NOT to fucking tell LINDA TRIPP about it. Whatever you do. That's of utmost importance.
Magic Eraser. :)
Wow, advice for the lovelorn AND household hints? Way too cool. I can HARDLY wait!
Sounds like a great idea, should be a riot!
Found you via BE and Italktoomuch!! :D
Very nice blog, I plan on coming back!
I actually need 3 bitches to tell me what to do each and every day.
Isn't The Time Traveler's Wife excellent?
Ben O.
Bonanza- Good to know. ;-)
Junebee- I'm pretty sure between the three of us we can cover just about anything. :-) And what we can't we'll probably just improvise.
Delite- Thanks! I'll check you out, too.
Ben O.- Well, ask away because so far, we'll be making shit up. And that was a MOST excellent book. Time travel AND a love story. It's perfect.
Learning how to get that stain out of a blue dress is fine and dandy, but I've got this sweet little red satin number that--oh, wait, I'm supposed to e-mail the questions. Crap.
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
Phil- I fucking missed you!
I can't wait to see the advice the three of you give.
Barbara- It should be interesting to say the least! :-)
Uh oh! ;-)
I already do this on my own blog.
I can not wait to see the new site:)
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