Sometimes I wonder what the hell is wrong with me, but then I remember that I was born ass first in the Bermuda Triangle. Or, on the tip of the triangle anyway.
No wonder I'm fucked up. Do you think the New Jersey Department of Education would find that an acceptable reason to defer my school loans? I guess it would be fun trying, anyway.
So, I want categories on my blog. I can't do that on blogger, can I?
Okay, enough about blogging.
While working yesterday, I discovered that my screensaver had been messed with...
Knowing full well who the guilty party was because, well, I might've started the shit, I decided to get back at him. I was unable to access his computer to change his screensaver as he was not logged in and I don't know what his password is, so "Geoff Pees to Bed" will have to wait for another day, but I did exact my sweet revenge in another manner.
Can you tell what I did?
Monday, November 07, 2005
It's a Girl! And Workplace Antics.
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I want categories too, let me know if you figure it out!
Hey Zubes - great looking cubicle . . . Where exactly were you born? That darn Bermuda Triangle has some strange mojo - no doubt.
Ben O.
Kjersten- I most certainly will let you know! :-)
Ben O.- I was born in Paget, Bermuda, and lived in St. Georges. I think. It may have been vice versa.
OK, I tried and I can't and now I'm obsessing...
*Hint* Something is very obviously moved. Look at that thing closely.
ooh ooh! You made his seat so low that he'll fall into it?
Whaz my prize?
Hee hee. Yup. And it was AWESOME! He FELL into his chair. Oh yeah, and you can't see in the picture, but I removed his mouse ball. That took him a few minutes to figure out.
You win, um, um, I'm going to have to think on it! ;-)
It must be a blast to work with you. Co-workers like you make the day SAIL by.
Removing the mouse ball is genious!
I'd go nuts, whipping it around the desk for quite a while before figuring it out, too.
Junebee- I'm sure there is an ambiguous answer to that! ;-)
Tessa- It was pretty funny watching him move the mouse all over his desk, and checking all of the plugs to make sure they were plugged in.
Madbull- You are awesome! Except that that looks WAY too difficult for me to do. It's a good thing I'm rich so that I can pay someone else to do it. Or, wait a minute...
Lysie- Isn't that what you're supposed to do with evil powers??? :-)
I would love to have categories too, but I am so not talented enough to pull that off myself. Ugh... too much freaking work! FYI, my son is fascinated with the Bermuda Triangle (and Ian Fleming novels but that is for an entirely different and probably perverted reason) he watches all the spooky shows on the Discovery channel on the Bermuda Triangle every chance he gets.
Love her! That was "low down" Z-girl. I like the way you think!
Oh Zube. When you have more time, I can help you with some really good ways to mess with him. If you want to start a workplace war, that is.
Madbull- If you are offering to give me a hand, you are sweet as hell. :-) Let me look over the links you gave and see if I can make any sort of sense of them.
Amy- That's pretty cool your son is so interested in it. I've heard some of the strange stories, but I'd love to learn more about it. I just know it's usually the first thing out of people's mouths when I tell them I was born in Bermuda.
Leo- Thank ya! ;-)
Mother Goosemouse- We definitely should share tips. Did you ever do the autocorrect one where you make Word turn 'the' into 'fuck'. That's a great one.
You know, without enlarging the pictures, it looks like there is a stain on the seat of the second one too.
Some prankster went through the library one night and stole all the balls from the mice, which I discovered and cried out in disbelief, "Someone has gelded all the mice!" We have optic mice now.
If you have access to this guy's computer, I'd suggest changing all his sound effects to farts and burps. At home (non-work environment) I might change the sound effects to yell out something like, "Are you looking at gay porn again?!" or "Get your penis away from the cat!" or "Ohhhhh Julio, having a Latin lover is the best... mmmmm!" each time someone logged on or checked their email. :) Tweak appropriately for business setting.
Office pranks... the memories [sigh]. I used to enjoy rigging desk drawers with elastic bands for the instant-close effect.
Something else that's fun to do with those chairs is loosen all the screw things on it so when the lean back it just falls back really fast.
That autocorrect trick is too funny! I'm definitely trying that one soon.
This is evil but damn funny. A long time ago, my friends brother had his chair cushion soaked with ice water by his boss. When he sat down, he almost jumped to the ceiling!
Oh the chair. My guess was that you made his workspace all blurry and out-of-focus. Is there a prize for the wrongest answer? Yes I know blurry and out-of-focus mean the same thing, but I felt that sentence needed an "and".
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