Yeah. Shut up. That aloe plant has been pissed off for-fucking-ever but it just won't die. It's like we're having a standoff or something. I won't let it die, and it won't die. But it won't live happily, just to spite me.
I think I can hear this bra faintly pleading to my readers..."Pleeeeeeease, somebody...tell Zube Girl to handwash us...we're dying a clumpy padding death over here..."
Who me? Blog braless? Well maybe sometimes when my tittays are overcome with urge to be free.
So black and sexy and lacy...It MUST BE REMOVED NOW, or the viewing of Law & Order SVU will suffer...
Friday, November 04, 2005
Would You Believe That I Am a Clean Freak?
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19 Leg Humps:
So were all of these bras hanging out around the house all at once? How many bras do you own?
And fuck washing them by hand. Just don't put them in the dryer.
washing by hand is only worth it if you own one very expensive bra--and you only wear it every once in a while.
And here I thought I was the only one who left bras all over the house!
BJ - Love your comment...too freakin funny!! Yeah, aren't cold pills just great, those meth makers knew what they were doing when they started using them for drugs!!!!LOL!
I think you should start a blog of just pictures of bras at various locations throughout the house.
Thank heavens I'm not the only one. I get griped at DAILY for this same activity.
Somehow, viewing Law and Order SVU in quite the same manner again!
Okay, I'll respond to everyone in a lil' bit. I had a crazy stint in Denver earlier, and now I'm going out to have an adult beverage with my honey. Busy, busy day.
But, I had to say Bonanza, YOU ROCK! Although, I knew Dr. Life would come pontificating over here because I told him that his blog cracked me up and made me glad to be a heathen. Seriously, who the fuck can hold so much hate in their heart and proclaim themselves to be a man of God? I personally don't have time for the hate. I just try to be a good person, because I think that makes the Goddess happy. :-)
And yeah, heathen is a word I happily embrace when it scares the bejeepers out of judgemental asshats. So there.
Hey, don't leave me out...I want a threesome....we can light a bonfire and do some heavy goddess worshiping during the full moon!! Maybe we can get ourselves arrested for 'fornicating', smoking weed, and trying to cook up some meth!!!!!!
I too say fuck that handwashing shit!
TXSM - Let's make it a foursome. I can build a mean crack pipe.
*sniff* I fucking love you gals!
(duh, obviously, what with all the lesbian sex under the full moon going on ;-) )
This is getting exciting- the hubby's going to be WAY turned on if he reads this. Except we have to leave the meth out, because with what I had to go through to get my measly box of Advil, I'm more likely to share my heroin. :)
We just love you, Zube. What can we say?
Wow, first all the pictures of your pussies (heh, heh), then discarded undergarments, and now a planned lesbian orgy. I can see how a man like Dr. Life would feel threatened. Clearly he has issues with women in power, women making decisions, women not needing him. He's feeling useless, as he should.
Isn't it funny how men who have low self esteem, maybe a teeny-tiny penis, maybe a love of little boys, they promote their wrongful self-righteousness and try to inflict it on others, or sell it to other pathetic and inadequate men? I have to ask, what are you really hiding Dr. Life? Who are you really trying to convince? Get over yourself, Dude. And quit spreading your self hatred.
We're all about love over here! How do I get me some of that action, girls?
hm oldly it looks liek my house, now just add white tube socks with blue blotches next to the bra and it looks eerily similar to my house. I'll bet the Zube cats love playing with your over the shoulder boulder holders
Hey Zube Girl...just wanted to de-lurk and show my support. I think that maybe the Evil Doctor should at least be informed about people and their situations befoe opening his big trap. I have read your story...and feel that you were totally justified in your decision. That Ass Clown that claims to be a Godly Man is severely misguided...I mean, isn't compassion one of the cornerstones of any Chistian Faith???
I actually vounteered at a Crisis Pregnancy Center for a period of time, and we did not condemn ANYONE for making the decision to abort. It was ultimately their choice...and what they needed most of all was a compassionate ear and a shoulder to cry on. I have HAD it with this Doctor Fucktard. This is war...
It just occurred to me to go check the spelling on misogynistic because it didn't look right when I reread it...
Whew! What an ass to go off like that and almost misspell one of the good words. Note to self: use spellcheck when trying to make a big fat point.
Lysie- Me neither!
Mother Goosemouse- No, they were all lying around at different times. I like to snap a photo when I see one. :-)
Storm- *note to self* No expensive bras. Ever.
Bonanza- You're hired as my captionator. :-)
TXSM- You're not alone. Just another reason we should start a club.
Junebee- That is an AWESOME idea!
Kjersten- But aren't honeys too cute when they're griping?
Greatwhitebear- Heh. Sorry!
Dr. Life- You know, I did find you amusing in a, "What an asshole," kind of way until I read your entry about rape survivors and that perhaps it is God's will for them to be raped. As a survivor, you might think I'd be deeply offended by that entry. But, to be honest, I couldn't give a rat's ass what a scumbag such as yourself thinks. I feel sorry for you.
Bonanza- Thank you.
TXSM- Ooooh! Sounds fiendishly fun!
Chickie- Precisely with the hand washing. And, see you on the full moon.
Bonanza- I think Zube Boy would have the same reaction with all the love going on here!
Librarian- The more the merrier!
Fidget- As a matter of fact, the cats do enjoy that. :-)
Madbull- I am so going to have to start up a blog called the blogging bra. Hey, maybe it could be a team effort.
Justdawn- Thank you. I really, really appreciate your comment and support. Guys like Dr. Life are just, well, very, very sad people.
Bonanza- I HATE when I misspell in a comment!
hey Doc,
if you're reading this, I am currently the chairperson of the North American League of BEER and I declare that you really need a drink!
Bonanza, you're my hero!
So when this love fest goes down, can you all count me as one of the girls? ;o)
Heathen? Fuck yes!
Zube...thanks for your comment...and right back atcha:) You have a loyal reader, even though I am pretty slack about posting comments!
I have a pile of bras that collects in the living room next to the couch. Patrick gets SO MAD at me that so sometimes? Just to be irritating and difficult? I take some clean ones out of the dresser to add to the pile...
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