Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Zube Boy Would Look Cute in a Skirt

Z-Boy: Honey, I don't really feel like going out tonight.

Z-Girl: What's the matter? Does your pussy hurt?

Z-Boy: Seriously, there is just something not right about you.

Z-Girl: It does, doesn't it? HA HA! Mr. Itchy Vagina...Wait here a sec and I'll go get you a tampon...

Z-boy: Jesus.

Z-Girl: Not even he can save you now.

PS- Firefox...I was all patient and shit a few hours ago when you had my blog looking all fucked up. But now, I check in several hours later, and see that you STILL have my blog looking all fucked up, and it's starting to make me fussy. Internet Explorer is playing nice, so how 'bout you take a lesson. FIX IT. NOW! I mean, is it just me? Anyone else on Firefox seeing absolutely no graphics on my site?

12 Leg Humps:

junebee said...

I seethe graphics, it looks like it always did. I also use Firefox.

So, what exactly did Zube-boy do with the tampon?!

greatwhitebear said...

Fire fox has been screwing up my blog for a couple of weeks. I have gone back to Safari!

Latin Lover said...

I feel for Zube Boy sometimes. Although this one time, I lost a bet with Anduin, and she dared me to wear her pantyhose. Then she got all pissy and shit because my legs looked so much hotter than hers. (In a manly sort of way). She doesn't make bets with me anymore.

As for Firefox, that's the browser of choice for me. I like the features and the add-ins that are available. It also loads and surfs way faster than Internet Explorer. I only use IE on those rare pages that give me trouble, but those are rare.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Looked fine in Firefox for me- I use Safari too, and it was good in both.

And as for your conversation, I can just feel the love all the way over here. Those were some beautiful words of love and affection there. ZubeBoy should be thrilled that his woman loves him that much. :)

Zube Girl said...

Junebee- I kind of forgot about the tampon when Zube Boy's eyes rolled across the floor by my feet! :-)

Greatwhitebear- Thanks!

Hot Latin Lover- Anduin rocks. Seriously. I can't believe you wore her pantyhose! Hee. And I actually like Firefox better, but for some reason, it's not showing up on my computer looking right. How strange?

Bonanza- There's so much love flying around this house, it's disgusting. :-) And, I'm glad to know it looks okay in both of those browsers. I don't know what the hell is wrong with mine. Weird.

zazzafooky said...

I use IE too and it looks great! Screw FF.

...and I agree with ZubeBoy, something's not right... at least a little ;-)

kyknoord said...

Can't understand why Z-Boy wasn't touched by your kind offer. Does he use those ultra-thin pads, or what?

DelBoy said...

I use FireFox too. All fine here!

You go Zube Boy. Stand up for your rights! LOL

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Make sure you get him the ones with the tapered applicators, because he needs the most comfortable one the first time. The scented ones might be good too- that way he can feel extra fresh all day with his cute little powdery scent. :)

Zube Girl said...

TJ- See, everyone says Firefox is SO great, but I've only ever seen my blog look screwed up in it? I don't get it.

Kyknoord- What an ingrate. I'm just trying to fulfill his needs like a good wife.

Delboy- Oh, Zube Boy gets in his fair share of jabs at me, so I'd say we're even!

Bonanza- Mmm...The scented ones are a good idea. Maybe they would assist in covering up the stink of his ass. Eh, who am I kidding. They don't help me in that regard!

PaintingChef said...

Huh...that's a conversation that even Patrick and I haven't had yet...

stress on the work Y-E-T.

I don't use FF here at work and the computer at home is too far gone to even give a shit about using a better browser...AOfuckingLpieceofshit.

mothergoosemouse said...

You are killing me. So glad we're not the only ones who have ridiculous conversations like that.


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