Ring-Ring
Z-Girl: Blah Blah Management, this is Zube Girl.
Dumbass: Hi. I was wondering, is the ski resort open today?
Z-Girl: Um, yes?
Dumbass: Are you sure? It snowed all last night, and it's still snowing this morning.
Z-Girl: Uh, the ski resort is pretty well equipped to deal with snow.
Dumbass: Okay, thanks!
Z-Girl: Right. No problem.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Well, DUH!
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oh, you gotta love those people whose sole reason in life is give us reasons to blog about how stupid they are!
I bet I looks great once the smowplows get all the snow cleared off. Happy New year to you and hubby.
Sorry about the bad typing. Sometimes I type too fast.
I love idiots. I really do. I'm apparently very petty because I like the feeling of superiority.
I also want to wish you a Happy New Year!
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Argh. I might have asked the same question, city-boy that I am.
If it was snowing super-hard, urbanites like myself might think the lifts might be closed... or the trails shut because of visibility or safety issues.
But it wasn't me who called. I promise.
Happy new year to you and the Boy.
I am actually looking forward to starting work soon. The things people ask us during tax season is too funny...now I have something to blog about besides kids and Gomer from Jan to April 15!
You'll probably have to lead them by the hand to the ski lift too!
Oh, but you forgot to tell them where the chairlift is! You just know they're going to bug you again with something like that.
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
You should tell them, no, there is no skiing but our pool is open for your sunbathing pleasure. Callers like that just BEG a smartass reply. Happy New Year to all the Zubes.
So let me guess... people around there "appear" to increase in intelligence the closer it gets to summer? ;o)
Hope you have a wonderful New Year!
Gee, you must get some of my co-workers vacationing out your way.
You have to wonder how some people are able to merely breathe in and out all day long, eh???
That is classic.
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