Z-Girl: Blah Blah Management, this is Zube Girl.
Dumbass: Hi. I was wondering, is the ski resort open today?
Z-Girl: Um, yes?
Dumbass: Are you sure? It snowed all last night, and it's still snowing this morning.
Z-Girl: Uh, the ski resort is pretty well equipped to deal with snow.
Dumbass: Okay, thanks!
Z-Girl: Right. No problem.
Saturday, December 31, 2005