You have reached Zube Girl's blog. She is currently unavailable what with the business of giving herself a pep talk. She is sure that you all know how these things go. Her Mom always told her that if she had nothing nice to say, not to say anything at all, and she has decided that 'nice' might maybe be replaced with 'positive' which is something she is SO not feeling right now.
Lest you worry, she wanted me, her handy-dandy blog-answering machine to let you know that she'll be fine. She's wearing her trusty old 'Everything's Going to Be Okay' T-shirt with the mood saving Power Puff Girls on it... 
...and watching LOTS and LOTS of Law & Order. She'll be as good as new by, like, tomorrow or something. Probably sooner if the cats keep pissing her off causing her to forget that she's feeling blue and not murderous.
Z-Girl: GET OFF THE FUCKING COUNTER ALREADY FOR THE NINE MILLIONTH TIME ZOEY!!!
PS- As her friend and answering machine, I'd like to request that, upon her return, you not let her know that believing the words emblazened on her t-shirt is maybe a little crazy. She tends to think that the Power Puff Girls really are coming for her, to elevate her mood or something like that. Anyway, let's be hush hush about how unrealistic that is because firstly, if it works, who cares, right? And secondly, none of us has ever accused her of being normal anyway.
Feel free to leave a message, but she'll surely get back to you even if you don't.
22 Leg Humps:
Now, I am absolutely sure that the PPG's are coming. Afterall, Bubbles wouldn't want you to be sad, and Buttercup wants to fight a little. Blossom's just waaay to bossy to let you be sad too.
I'm sorry you're blue. It seems to be going around a bit. If you wanna talk, we're all here to listen... We're here if you don't, too.
(By "we", I don't mean I have multiple personalities, and I'm not even talking about the cats.)
Hey,
Just letting you know I am thinking of you -
Minerva
Hang in there. Come back when you feel like it and no sooner.
Hope you're okay!
And the Power Puff Girls ROCK! And they really are coming! Really! THey should be there any minute!
I'm glad the Power Puff Girls are there for you because we can't be. I was thinking about you today and wondering how you were doing. I hope that you are okay.
{{{HUGS}}}
To you and Zube Boy. I'm sure he's there for you too.
The Power Puff Girls just past my house and wanted me to let you know they're on their way. I guess there was some ass to kick in Happyville -- there always is -- and they wanted you to know they were sorry about the delay. Jim Cantore (my big Weather Channel crush) reported seeing them flying somewhere over Nebraska just now, so they're very close. Keep your chin up. They're coming! Hopefully all the people who need a good ass-kicking will behave so as not to delay them further.
*HUGS*
How the hell are we supposed to leave a message? The frackin' greeting message took up the whole frackin' tape.
But, on the bright side, it's always nice to see a woman's chest with the words "we're coming for you" on it. And when the girl's name makes it a funny rhyme, I smile even more. Hehe . . . Zube boobies coming for me. :)
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
Thinking about you....chin up girlie....."Theeeee..sun will come out.....tomorrow.....betcha bottom dollar....that tomorrowwww......" Ok, couldn't be helped.....hey, at least you didn't have the birthday from hell like me!
I was going to write about how I thought Phil would say something about the great boob shot, but I decided to just, well, let him say it. He didn't disappoint.
Yep - what they all said, and lots and lots and lots of HUGS!
The PowerPuff Girls are such cheerful little critters. Feel better soon.
That T-shirt looks very nice on you. Very nice.
Oh and BTW - I LOVED your audio blogs, it's really cool to hear what you sound like!!! It is weird though - I also think I sound terrible. But that was really cool!!
sending you a hug and cosmo...
Dangit, Storm, am I really that predictable? ;)
Phil and RockyJay are pretty predictable at this point, aren't they? :)
So, I tried to load your blog on the train, using my Verizon phone as a modem for my PowerBook. The only thing that loaded was the picture of you. So I'm like: oh, great. I'm sitting here with a blank screen, except for a picture of Zube Girl's chest with the Power Puff Girls on it. Great. I look like a PG-13 perv or something.
squirt the little turds with water! Your cats, not your rack....well um I dunno maybe in a white T-shirt that would be nice...the rack...not the kitties....er...I am gonna shut up now...
Nice rack! as the president of the PDCC (Perky D Cup Club) I would like to formaly invite you to be our um, second member.
Meanwhile, cheer up, Charlie. Everything will be ok. And if the kitties are being naughty, chase them around nakid some more. You'll amuse yourself and maybe they'll learn that if they don't want to see you nakid, they should behave.
Hey Zube! Just wanted you to know that I'm thinking of you and sending you lots of happy vibes!
Hi - um - this is Kyknoord and - um. Damn! I hate these things. Well - ah - y'know, get back to me when you have the chance, okay? Bye.
Firstly, YOU ALL ROCK! I couldn't leave this entry unresponded to, but I'm trying to catch up on all my contacts. I do want to say...
Rich- That is freaking HILARIOUS! Heh. You PG-13 perv. Heh.
Ginamonster- I WISH I was part of the D-Club. Heh. I'm just a B.
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