Thursday, January 05, 2006

Rock-a-Bye Drunk College Fuckers. Heh.

WHEE! I did it! As of yesterday, all 200 college students were all checked in and snuggled safely in their beds, or, uh, running around the property piss drunk and butt-ass naked, to the chagrin of other guests, but anyway. My part's done. I book 'em and get 'em in. Then they're the front desk's problem. Until the damage report comes in. Then they're my problem again. But that's five days away. In the meantime, I'm going to breathe.

Sometimes, after saying shit over and over and over and over again, my tongue gets tied.

Z-Girl: Do you know where Ski Slope Condos is?

College Kid: Nope.

Z-Girl: *pointing to a map* Okay, you'll make a left at this stop, a left at this light, a left here onto Blah Blah Avenue, and you'll see the condoms, uh, miniums, um, I mean, condomsminiums...Damn. The condominiums will be on your right.

College Kid: Hahahahahaha!

Z-Girl: Shut up! It's been a long day for me! Now go to your room. Hee.

12 Leg Humps:

Phil said...

Better hope that college kid didn't think it was a Freudian slip, and you had condoms on the brain because you were overcome with lust at the sight of his totally studly bod. Even though it may be true. Still. That might become awkward when it comes time to discuss the damage bill with him.

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

PaintingChef said...

Its a little weird, isn't it? When you suddenly realize that you are no longer the drunk college students and suddenly you are calling them "kids" and thinking about how they are going to disrupt other people's sleep and vacations and shit like that...

I cried a little the first time I did that...

RockyJay said...

What is male/female ratio between those College kids at your resort?

Zube Girl said...

Phil- That would indeed be kind of awkward, eh?

PaintingChef- SHIT! I called him a kid. Oops. I usually tell them, "I REALLY don't care how fucked up you get, just don't piss people off so they come yelling at me for money back because I like getting raises and shit." They're usually pretty cool about it.

RockyJay- I'd say 3 guys to 1 girl would be optimistic.

junebee said...

Bet that college books their ski trips at your resort for years to come!

zazzafooky said...

Good one! :-)

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Dutch Oven said...

I have nothing really to say except that I got a comment in before Bonanza did.

At least the name of the condo wasn't the Trojan or Great LifeStyles on KY Avenue.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

I am just hoping you implanted the condom idea in their head, even in your smooth manner.

Condominium... I think I might like stay in one of those. Especially if it was a nice scented one. :)

Kjersten said...

I don't blame you for slipping over an easy word after successfully saying "Ski Slope Condos"... I can't say that one more than once without it coming out jumbled.

justdawn said...

Does your resort also offer free condom mints? heh

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