Saturday, January 21, 2006

So. So. SO. HATE. MY. VOICE. So Very Much. Hate It.

Thanks to Chickie, I've been introduced to Audioblogging. I think there's supposed to be a hyphen in audio-blogging, but I'm too lazy to go back and look, so screw it...

First attempt:

*****WARNING!!!! I cuss out loud, too, so you may want to save this audio bit for home if you're sitting in your cubicle or some shit like that!*****

this is an audio post - click to play

I sprinkled some 'bigger balls' dust on me, and here is the second attempt:

this is an audio post - click to play

Both suck, but I'm fucking bored. Heh. I think, though, that Zube Boy is totally going to break the Eminem cd he got me for Christmas. Seriously. I'd better learn how to burn that shit quick.

Fortunately, I'm such a freak about talking out loud alone when I'm going to SHARE the monologue later, that you'll very rarely, if ever again, have to deal with me audio-blogging. It was something new, and sometimes I have to try out new things so I can know FOR CERTAIN that I hate them. But, since I dig hearing the voices of others, YOU can feel free to go at it!

I have a little thing to say to shit before I go, if you don't mind.

Dear Shit,

Thanks for happening all at once.


Zube Girl

The anniversary is going okay. Oh. Hello. It's 9:00AM.

*Edited to Add* WOW. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Thanks to Lysie for e-mailing me the Gizoogle link.

Who knew jive could be so fun???

Snippet from Zube Girl blog transtizzled to Jive!:

Bizzay sizzay but I'm messin' bored doggystyle. Heh. I think, though, tizzy Zube Boy is totally going ta break tha Eminem cd he gots me fo` Christmas. Seriously. I'd gangsta learn how ta bizzurn thiznat shit quick.

14 Leg Humps:

Storm said...

Hee! Gotta say, I fucking enjoyed that. Steve, however (who heard it over the phone as I am PERMANANTLY fucking attatched to it), says you're a dork. Since he calls me a dork too, I guess that's a good thing.

You will be spared from hearing my voice, as I do not own a working mic. Or, at least I don't think I do. I'm tempted to see if I can hunt one down.

Good luck on the rest of today!!!

Storm said...

oooh, look! It's by phone! (I'm going to have to follow any links from now on before I comment.)

Phil said...

You don't sound anything like I expected. I think it was the lack of maniacal laughter. And speaking at a normal pace, as opposed to a frantic, hyperactive, crack-induced speed. For some reason, I just kinda figured your speech would have both those characteristics. :)

I've been trying to get a recording of Duncan talking back to me. But he hasn't been very cooperative.

As for burning Eminem's CD, that's really easy. Just add a little gasoline and an open flame.

Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Crazy Like A Fox said...

I think everyone hates the sound of their own voice.

I'm with Phil, you don't sound anything like I expected you to. But you know, when I see local DJs on TV or at events, they never look like I expect them to after listening to their voices.

lysie6211 said...

You sound alot like a friend of mine!

Actually I got the Gizoogle link from The Rock Bitch and passed it on because it was so damn funny!

Happy Villain said...

Zube Gizzle:
Can I hire you to leave outgoing messages on my voice mail? Maybe my mom will stop leaving me 15-minute messages if I've got Zube Gizzle's voice crack-a-lackin on my phone!


Happy Villain said...

Oh, and, um, Patinging Chef translates to "Saggin' Chef" in Jive? Did you get a look at what it did to your sidebar? OMG, I'm laughing so hard!

Gary said...

Don't feel self-conscious about your voice. I'd say it's definately above average.

Angela said...

I love your voice Zubey! Not even a vague hint of any kinda accent whatsoever, though - which surprised me! :)

p.s. I'm going to use this audioblog thing to record my kid playing his violin when he least expects it. Hee!

Rich | Championable said...

Whoa. That's weird. Although you sounded precisely like I figured you would. Which is also weird.

junebee said...

So THAT'S what Zubegirl sounds like!

Amy said...

I hate the sound of my voice too, but yours sounds waaaay cool. Still playing catch-up here, I hope your anniversary was calm, peaceful, and uneventful.

zazzafooky said...

Happy Anniversary - and your voice is great, especially when you cuss :-)

Chickie said...

You have a very nice voice! I hope that pesky M&M left quietly.


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