Thanks to Chickie, I've been introduced to Audioblogging. I think there's supposed to be a hyphen in audio-blogging, but I'm too lazy to go back and look, so screw it...
First attempt:
*****WARNING!!!! I cuss out loud, too, so you may want to save this audio bit for home if you're sitting in your cubicle or some shit like that!*****
I sprinkled some 'bigger balls' dust on me, and here is the second attempt:
Both suck, but I'm fucking bored. Heh. I think, though, that Zube Boy is totally going to break the Eminem cd he got me for Christmas. Seriously. I'd better learn how to burn that shit quick.
Fortunately, I'm such a freak about talking out loud alone when I'm going to SHARE the monologue later, that you'll very rarely, if ever again, have to deal with me audio-blogging. It was something new, and sometimes I have to try out new things so I can know FOR CERTAIN that I hate them. But, since I dig hearing the voices of others, YOU can feel free to go at it!
I have a little thing to say to shit before I go, if you don't mind.
Dear Shit,
Thanks for happening all at once.
Sincerely,
Zube Girl
The anniversary is going okay. Oh. Hello. It's 9:00AM.
*Edited to Add* WOW. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Thanks to Lysie for e-mailing me the Gizoogle link.
Who knew jive could be so fun???
Snippet from Zube Girl blog transtizzled to Jive!:
Bizzay sizzay but I'm messin' bored doggystyle. Heh. I think, though, tizzy Zube Boy is totally going ta break tha Eminem cd he gots me fo` Christmas. Seriously. I'd gangsta learn how ta bizzurn thiznat shit quick.
11 Leg Humps:
Hee! Gotta say, I fucking enjoyed that. Steve, however (who heard it over the phone as I am PERMANANTLY fucking attatched to it), says you're a dork. Since he calls me a dork too, I guess that's a good thing.
You will be spared from hearing my voice, as I do not own a working mic. Or, at least I don't think I do. I'm tempted to see if I can hunt one down.
Good luck on the rest of today!!!
oooh, look! It's by phone! (I'm going to have to follow any links from now on before I comment.)
You don't sound anything like I expected. I think it was the lack of maniacal laughter. And speaking at a normal pace, as opposed to a frantic, hyperactive, crack-induced speed. For some reason, I just kinda figured your speech would have both those characteristics. :)
I've been trying to get a recording of Duncan talking back to me. But he hasn't been very cooperative.
As for burning Eminem's CD, that's really easy. Just add a little gasoline and an open flame.
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
Zube Gizzle:
Can I hire you to leave outgoing messages on my voice mail? Maybe my mom will stop leaving me 15-minute messages if I've got Zube Gizzle's voice crack-a-lackin on my phone!
S-H-to-tha-izzit!
Oh, and, um, Patinging Chef translates to "Saggin' Chef" in Jive? Did you get a look at what it did to your sidebar? OMG, I'm laughing so hard!
Don't feel self-conscious about your voice. I'd say it's definately above average.
I love your voice Zubey! Not even a vague hint of any kinda accent whatsoever, though - which surprised me! :)
p.s. I'm going to use this audioblog thing to record my kid playing his violin when he least expects it. Hee!
Whoa. That's weird. Although you sounded precisely like I figured you would. Which is also weird.
So THAT'S what Zubegirl sounds like!
I hate the sound of my voice too, but yours sounds waaaay cool. Still playing catch-up here, I hope your anniversary was calm, peaceful, and uneventful.
You have a very nice voice! I hope that pesky M&M left quietly.
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