Friday, January 20, 2006

Wanna See My Buns?

Well here they are, you freakin' perverts...


They're kind of blurry, but you get the idea. And I was SCRATCHING the TIP of the inside of my nose. NOT picking it. Jeebus. Don't you people have husbands with trick cameras, too?!

You know, Zack is SO going to freak out when our Roomba gets delivered.


Could scaring the piss out of your pooch with a vacuum cleaner be considered cruelty to animals?

Going to work when the moon is out fucking sucks...


And it's often a bit chillier at that hour, too.

I was digging the view from my desk today.


Fortunately, I wasn't DIGGING through a foot of ice while standing on a roof today. Though the view may have been better from up there. Arguably.

Sometimes I like to tell myself that the summertime is not SO far away and soon we'll be camping and four-wheeling and shit...



...then I go outside and realize that we can't even SEE one of the four-wheelers OR the pop-up camper and the only four-wheeler we can see is, uh, on top of a flatbed trailer. Then, camping and shit seems MUCH further away.

I haven't talked much about the snow because I figger you all get sick of hearing about it, but FOR REAL! WITH THE SNOW! It's insane. And I love it. So, so pretty.

Keep it real gals and guys. Oh yeah. One more thing. Tomorrow is the ten year anniversary. I wonder if I'll cry? I haven't yet. And I'm not so much feeling it either. But, that's usually the way it is. It sort of side-swipes me like a hefty bag of rocks out of nowhere in the middle of the afternoon. Oh well. I'm always up for a good healthy cry. Especially one that celebrates how far I've come.

Peace out, punks!

16 Leg Humps:

Happy Villain said...

Girl, send me some of that snow! Chicago hasn't had a measurable snowfall in over a month and all that snow melted before Christmas. It's snowing right now, but it hasn't even covered the ground yet. I'm so jealous!

And tomorrow I'm going to be thinking look-how-far-Zube-has-come thoughts and shining a proud smile when I think of you. Tears or no tears, you deserve some YOU time tomorrow. I wish for you some peace to get you through.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Happy Anniversary!! Make sure he gets you a good present for being the light in his universe.

And I am SO digging the Princess Leia hair!!! :)

Kylei said...

Good luck with the anniversary... You will be in my thoughts.

Minerva said...

Oh Zube,
Stuck with grey skies and rain, rain, rain, oh, and a whale in London, I am jealous of all that snow and blue sky...

As for your anniversary tomorrow, I will be thinking of you and how much you personally have done to protect other women and allow them to speak out...

Minerva

Phil said...

Snow is cool. But I am so glad I don't live in it lol

I'll be sending some positive vibes your way tomorrow, Zube. Cry or not, just please don't blow your nose on my shoulder, 'k? That's what Zube Boy is for.

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Storm said...

You know what? I find that I miss snow. Really, I do. I haven't had snow like that since... Well, since I lived in Colorado. Go figure.

As for tomorrow, I hope you don't have to cry. Keep lots o' chocolate around just in case and make Zube Boy do something really nice for you.

Gary said...

You have tight buns.

RisibleGirl said...

I'll be thinking about you tomorrow...

txsm said...

Girl...I wish I knew what snow was again....hell, we've been wearing shorts down here!!!! We haven't had a good rain in 6 months and everything is drying up, when you walk in the yard...it crunches...it's not suppose to do that.....I'd take some of that some off your hands in a second!

I'll be thinking of you tomorrow...it will get easier, with each year, it gets easier till there's no more tears...just remember tomorrow when you begin to get down.....YOU SURVIVED!

Lisa said...

cute buns...
But you're totally hogging all the snow. Knock it off.

Al said...

Roomba's rock! It's got to be one of the top ten inventions, right up there with espresso.

Fly out to sunny California tomorrow and I'll buy you a few beers. get you away from that white stuff and help you flip the bird to those bad old memories.

I'll be sending lots of positive energy your way as well tomorrow.

Nicky said...

Love the snow. It was so awesome to see the snow covered mountains when we were in Colorado in December.
Roombas rule! Not sure how your dog will react but our cats ignore it now. They were kinda spooked at first.
Hold you head high. You are such a positive role model for everyone!

Chickie said...

I'm sending you hugs today.

lysie6211 said...

Damn I don't miss that white shit!! You'll have to let me know how the Roomba works. My mom and my sister want one and I'm hesistant to buy one for mom.

junebee said...

Ooh, write a post on how the Roomba works. Heck, it might even be worth the money to terrorize the cats! I got an RC car one time but the cats were afraid of the noise it made, so they didn't play with it.

Thanks for identifying the lumps in the snow. I would have NEVER thought there were MOTOR VEHICLES under there! Geez, do you need to dig your way out every morning?

I hope the "anniversary" fades into obscurity for you. I'll check back. Shit, I always check your blog every day (I have nothing better to do! Hee hee).

Nice buns. A little frayed around the edges though.

Amy said...

Love the buns... tooo cute! I'm playing catch up here because I've been out of town all weekend. Poor Zack, he looks kinda like Maggie when Ethan vaccuums. The last time he was vaccuuming she ran around the house trying to evacuate everyone by screaming "Get OUT!!!!" the entire time. Apparently, she thinks the vaccuum is up to no good.

The snow is gorgeous!!

 

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