Monday, February 27, 2006

A Fly on the Wall

Z-Boy: Honey?

Z-Girl: Yeah.

Z-Boy: Do you think I have an anger management problem?

Z-Girl: Well...

Z-Boy: JESUS-GOD, DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP???

Z-Girl: Heh.

*crickets chirping*

Z-Boy: So?

Z-Girl: So what?

Z-Boy: Do I?

Z-Girl: Maybe.

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Z-Boy: Honey, guess what?

Z-Girl: What?

Z-Boy: The other day I was home and you were working and I watched Forrest Gump.

Z-Girl: That's nice.

Z-Boy: And that part came on where Forrest says, "Stupid is as stupid does," and it made me think of my hon...um...brother.

Z-Girl: Your brother, eh?

Z-Boy: Yeah.

Z-Girl: That's not what it sounded like you were going to say.

Z-Boy: I was confused for a minute honey.

Z-Girl: Sure you were.

7 Leg Humps:

rockyjay said...

Like my wife tends to say: "Marriage is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Heh. I love Forrest, except for when I have to admit that that's pretty much my brother up there, without the comedy and famous people. :)

Phil said...

It's very easy to get confused between a sibling and significant other. Just ask my brother. Our sister & his girlfriend have the same name. And, well, it's just so friggin' hilarious when he accidentally calls his own sister "sweetie" or "honey" or some more sickeningly affectionate pet name because he's so used to using such terms instead of the name. lol

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Crazy Lady said...

Men, you gotta love 'em! (Cause it is either that or hurt them really bad sometimes - and that is not so nice)

Rich | Championable said...

I love that guy.

kyknoord said...

Must be all the anger pheromones that are confusing him.

Spookie the Warrior said...

Shit happens! Ha! Run Z-Boy Run!!!

 

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