With a cat licking his brains out in one ear and a crackling and popping woodstove in the other, it's hard to hear what your husband is saying from the bathtub. Especially with the bathroom door closed. Though, I was sure I heard the familiar muffled sound of his voice. So, I peel my lazy Law & Order SVU watching ass off of the couch and walk over to the bathroom door.
Z-Girl: *impatiently* What?
Z-Boy: What?
Z-Girl: Were you calling me?
Z-Boy: No.
Z-Girl: I heard you talking.
Z-Boy: I was talking to myself.
Z-Girl: Oh. Heh. Well, I'm sorry if I interrupted.
Z-Boy: Eh. That's okay. It was kind of a boring conversation anyway.
Z-Girl: Honey.
Z-Boy: What?
Z-Girl: You're awesome.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Interrupting the Bathtub Bandit
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Labels: Z-Boy Is an Ass-Monkey
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I love eavsdropping on my youngest stepson when he's in the bathroom or showering. He takes it as an opportunity to brush up on his public speaking skills.
You and Z-boy are fun to peek in on :)
Heh. They're cute when no one's looking, aren't they? :)
Z-Girl, I'm with you! Z-Boy is awesome! You guys always make me laugh out loud with your conversations!
Suppose he was debating with himself over the whole generic - brand name cereal thing? Was he talking to his Cookie Crisp?
Suppose he was debating with himself over the whole generic - brand name cereal thing? Was he talking to his Cookie Crisp?
A crackling and popping woodstove sure sounds cozy!
I don't think cats lick their brains out. I think it's the other end. Of course Zubecats may be a different story. Miss P. is a noisy hineylicker too. And when she licks her fur, her aim is terrible. Whoever's holding her gets to a licking from her sandpaper tongue.
That's so sweet, I think that it is attracting fruit flies;)
My mother caught me singing 'opera' in secret when I was about 8. I still shudder when I think about how embarassing that was....
I give concerts in the shower. I swear someday I'm going to record and publish "Showering with Gina" no video though.
I'm suprised you didn't wait for a commercial. Any time I call my mom and sh'e watching Law & Order, She hangs up then calls back during commercials. Sadly, I just take it in stride and don't even think about how weird that is.
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