Tuesday, February 21, 2006

If Only He Had a Rubber Ducky

I think I know what Zube Boy was talking to himself about in the bathtub yesterday. How would I know, you might ask? Because I fucking know EVERYTHING! Hello! Haven't you people learned?

Oh yeah, I drew a picture, too. It only seemed right. After all, he doesn't hesitiate to draw VERY unflattering images of his beautiful wife.

Z-Boy: BUBBLES!!! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles!

Z-Boy: Whee!

Z-Boy: Dude, these ChipMates SUCK!

Z-Boy: Hell yeah, they do. That's because THE WIFE SUCKS!


Z-Boy: You know what ChipMates really are, don't you?

Z-Boy: What?

Z-Boy: They're what's swept off of the Cookie Crisp factory floor.

Z-Boy: WHAT?!?!?!

Z-Boy: For real. I know stuff about stuff.

Z-Boy: That's nasty.

Z-Boy: Yep. Uh-oh. I hear the wife stomping down the hallway.

Z-Boy: The wife that won't buy me name brand cereal?

Z-Boy: Yup. That's the wife I'm talking about.

Z-Boy: Damn her. Always storming in on my Zube Boy time.

This is what was going on before the conversation in the post below. I just know it.

21 Leg Humps:

Happy Villain said...

THAT should be on a T-shirt! Complete with the conversation.

Zube, you're my favorite illustrator and storyteller!

Blog ho said...

get out while you still can! he's a madman!

Ginamonster said...

hee hee, what was making the bubbles???

Bonanza Jellybean said...

You KNOW what was making the bubbles, right? Another favorite male pasttime... Although, I don't think I could eat store brand cereal with that aroma floating around.

Chickie said...

The next time I'm eating Cookie Crisp, I'll be thinking about farting in the tub. Bah.

junebee said...

Your BOTH maniacs!

Crazy Like A Fox said...

It's a do-it-yourself whirlpool tub. Since he has saved you so much money with that couldn't you at least buy some name brand cereal?

Phil said...

He may be a madman, but that just means it's a match made in heaven. But he may just as easily have been talking to the hooker he had in the tub with him, and the bubbles are just a convenient way to hide her when the wife walks in ;)

Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Lisa said...

heh heh... I thought he was drinking a martini in that picture. :-)

Spookie the Warrior said...

Awesome picture!! It's wonderful how he can improvise and make his own bubbles like that.

Honsetly though, I think all men have those converastions with themselves cause they are to scared to tell their all knowing wives - heh heh.

kyknoord said...

You know, "bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, weeee" in a bath context is very, very disturbing. And icky.

justdawn said...

ROFL...his bathtub-cereal eating habit is just TOO funny!

Storm said...


Yeah, that totally made up for that ugly ass drawing he did.

lysie6211 said...

Do you at least buy him real Mr. Bubbles? LOL!!

Debi said...

You know I thought that was a martini too, and that would explain him talking to himself. I think Zube Boy is getting a little thin on top...

Zube Girl said...

Happy Villain- Thank you! Maybe I will put this on a t-shirt.

Blog Ho- Takes one to know one! Heh.

Ginamonster- Hee! I was waiting for someone to say that!

Bonanza- Yeah, the eating cereal in the tub WITH the bubbles would be, um, too much for me.

Chickie- If that's the case, you have to make sure you tell everyone around you!

Junebee- You may be onto something there.

Crazy Like a Fox- HA! That cracked me up. And it had Zube Boy saying, "Yeah honey! How about that?"

Phil- Heh heh. Maybe I'm not as smart as I think I am!

Lisa- It does sort of look like a martini, eh? Actually, that would be me, but I'd have more hair. Three strands of blond on each side in pig tails. :-)

Justme- I think they do, too! Like, they get in big fights with you, until you happen to come along and they're all, "Oh, Hi!" Tee hee.

Kyknoord- It is disturbing

Justdawn- I've never met anyone else quite like him. :-)

Storm- I feel somewhat justified!

Lysie- I'm a cheap-ass all around! Unless, of course, we're talking about Tricuits.

Zube Girl said...

Debi- I think next time he gets ready for a bath, I'm going to make him a martini!

Amy said...

Heh... I thought it was a martini too. LOL, silly me thinking that Zube Boy was going all James Bond on us.

lysie6211 said...

Awww man you mean generic Mr Bubbles?

Triscuits ROCK!!

txsm said...

I was with Amy, thought Zube Boy was going all sophisticated and all. Hell, I was even imagining him with a british accent while reading his "coversation" while in the tub...LOL!!!!

Crazy Lady said...

So, who is your bath tub informant? Do you have a bug planted in there? Or did a little rubber ducky tell you?


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