Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Sink or Swim or Just Float Around

This white water rafting guide came into my work the other day with a little promotional blow-up raft filled with candy. I BEGGED and PLEADED to be the lucky owner of the mini-raft, and I won, but probably only because the bosses eight-year-old daughter wasn't around. I feel a little bad about that. Oh well.

Here, have a look at the raft:


Ain't it adorable? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Good! Then you must be some kind of a fucking genius, too.

On the way home from work, I stopped by the grocery store and bought one essential item...


Once home, I shoo-ed Zube Boy out of the kitchen and went about getting my surprise in order. It only took a few minutes.


Tee hee! It works! YAY!

Z-Girl: HONEY!!!

Z-Boy: WHAT?!

Z-Girl: BATHTIME!!!

19 Leg Humps:

txsm said...

I used to love Cookie Crisp cereal until I was 16 and got a stomach virus and well, you know what happens when you have a stomach virus......you get to see what you last ate....yeah....can't even stand to look at the stuff without feeling sick....ick. I myself, love Boo Berry, but the only time I can get it here is Halloween and then I stock up and threaten everyone's life if they touch it!!!

kyknoord said...

Ah, the milk of human kindness.

Spookie the Warrior said...

I would LOVE to hear his conversation with himself in the tub about his wife who totally rocks and gives him his favourite cereal in an inflatable white water raft. You are too cool.

SO said...

That is pure genius! I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't read this blog, cos he'd be sooooo jealous! Actually, I'm a little jealous myself!

PaintingChef said...

When you were telling me about this yesterday, I must have missed the "mini" part of the equation so I was picturing this GIANT raft full of cereal. Teehee!!

He must have been so excited. He's such a lucky boy!

kenyatta said...

Ha! You just made me spit granola all over my keyboard.

Serves me right. ;)

Bonanza Jellybean said...

That's just adorable. :)

Latin Lover said...

LOL, ok you have totally redeemed yourself, and earned a few extra brownie points in the process. Too Cool.

mothergoosemouse said...

Zube, I am practically spitting out my Apple Cinnamon Cheerios (name brand, of course). You are killing me (this post and the previous two that I had missed).

Amy said...

Awwwwww... that's sweet. Zube affection is so unique!

Phil said...

Of course you realize who's going to be responsible for cleaning up the tub after a "rafting accident", right? ;)

Debi said...

what a super wifey you are! That rocks!

Crazy Lady said...

Wow! Brand name cereal to eat in the bath, and a new bath toy. It must be love

junebee said...

See, you DO spoil him!

RisibleGirl said...

If you're not nominated for wife of the year, I'll be SHOCKED and AMAZED!

That, dear Zube, is an act of pure love.

Chickie said...

That is so cute! This should make up for any hair you leave on the shower wall :)

I love small stuff. I've got a miniature recyling bin (like the kind you put at the road for the recyling/trash people). It's one of my prized possessions.

Gary said...

It's a good thing I'm not a politician, because you've left me speechless.

Wiwille said...

I was thinking Capn Crunch, considering the boat reference and all. Seems fitting. Then again I thought Cindy Lauper would win out in her media induced fued/contest with Madonna. What do I know?

rockyjay said...

That was genius! LOL.

 

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