Friday, February 03, 2006

Swollen Ass Prevention Tactics

I was thinking this morning that you guys probably wonder what I look like when I'm kicking Butt Biting Spiders' asses, so I thought I'd oblige you with a diagram. My eyes look kind of fucked up, but hell, how awesome do YOU look at 4:30AM? Hmmm, hotshot?


I couldn't sleep last night. Well, actually, I COULD sleep, just not past the hour of 4:00AM. Which, is sort of good because now I KNOW that Elimidate is on at 4:30AM. I might just have to get up at the ass crack of the middle of the night from now on.

20 Leg Humps:

Chickie said...

You use your dainty foot on a spider of that size? You need a shovel.

wallofdenial said...

Good spider,,,,I allways hated the wolfe spiders in Colo.

Anduin said...

Hee hee! Kickin' some spider ass. I love it. And might I say, your drawing skills are excellent.

Storm said...

oohh, so that's how you do it. That is one creepy looking spider.

Hee, I'm more likely to stay up until four than to get up at four. Although I hate sleeping in, so it leaves me malcontent. Go figure.

Gary said...

Zube I'm starting to worry about you. I think you are getting a bit thin. That spider looks well fed, though.

junebee said...

I think the Royal Subjects should take care of spiders. I mean, aren't they supposed to be predators? Make them earn that kibble!

4 AM is an unholy hour to be doing anything.

PaintingChef said...

Look at your ass going all Mr. Miyagi on that spider! I'm DAMN impressed.

And really? Elimidate at 4:30 am? That shit just might worth getting up for...

Bonanza jellybean said...

Ralph Macchio's got nothing on you! :)

Blog ho said...

i'm blocked but i'll bet it's awesome.

Black Eyed Gurl said...

If that spider came after my ass, I'd go all kung-fu on it too!

Crazy Lady said...

Such artistic genius! And that is one huge nasty ass spider.

rockyjay said...

Aren't spiders supposed to be hibernating or something up there, right now, or what?

P.S. I am a huge fan of ZubeArt. Once my captivity is over, I'll talk to a gallery owner here in Miami Beach. Let's put your art for sale. (I'm decent manager, my cut is only 25%)
P.P.S I'm in trouble, I need all the help possible...

Debi said...

There is a spider in the corner of my office right now that looks just like that. I haven't faxed a thing all day for fear that he may jump down onto my head and kill me. Can you come over and kick his/her ass please? I can't work like this!

Black Eyed Gurl said...

I hate to do this to you, but Tag, you're it....

Phil said...

How much do you charge to kick spider ass? I may have some work for you . . .

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Happy Villain said...

If you and Phil work out a de-spiderizing price you'll charge for kicking the asses of other people's spiders, let me know if you'll do earwigs too. I don't have any in my home, but when I find one at work or elsewhere, I need to call someone to get rid of it and guarantee they're dead before I'll stop the heebie-jeebie dance. (Spiders in IL aren't so scary unless you find a brown recluse.)

LaLa Lisa said...

Are you sure that was the spider biting your tush? Hmmm...

Hey, I'm just saying...;o)

mothergoosemouse said...

Zube. TIVO.

And wolf spiders scare the shit out of me. I don't care what the neighbors think about the exterminator's truck in my driveway - I'm not living with those little fuckers.

Leilouta said...

I starved a big spider to death when in Art School.

Al said...

ha ha! I'm a closet elimidate fan! it's so bad I'm too embarrassed to even have a seasons pass for it on tivo.

 

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