Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Husbands. And the Coworkers of Husbands. And When the Twine Do Think They Are Funny...


Z-Boy: He-yello?

Z-Girl: What are you doing?

Z-Boy: Working.

*A gazillion dudes laughing in the background*

Z-Girl: Whatever. So, honey, my car is making a noise.

Z-Boy: What kind of noise?

Z-Girl: It's, like, squeaking.

Z-Boy: What kind of squeaking?

Z-Girl: I don't know. Like, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeaking.

Z-Boy: Huh. Does it go like EEEEK-EEEEEK-EEEEEK?

*A gazillion dudes laughing in the background*


Z-Boy: What does it do when you hit the brakes?

Z-Girl: It stops.

Z-Boy: Well duh.

Z-Girl: No, no, no. I mean the squeaking stops.

Z-Boy: Hmmm. What does it do when you honk your horn?

Z-Girl: *silence*

Z-Boy: What does it do when you honk your horn and flash your lights?

Z-Girl: *silence*

Z-Boy: How about when you turn on the windshield wipers?

Z-Girl: *silence*

*A gazillion dudes laughing AND chattering in the background*

Z-Boy: The Englishman wants to know what does it do when you flash your tits?

Z-Girl: *silence*

Z-Boy: Honey?

Z-Girl: Are you done?

Z-Boy: Okay.

Z-Girl: So, all I want to know, because I'm leaving work right now, is do I have to bring my car up to your work shop or can I go home?

Z-Boy: You can go home. It's probably just got dirt in the brakes from when I changed your caliper.

Z-Girl: Thank you.

17 Leg Humps:

Phil said...

So, um, what does your car do when you flash your tits?

Christie said...

:) lol

RisibleGirl said...

I have bad news for you Zube- they NEVER grow up.

junebee said...

This surely deserves a payback!

Crazy Lady said...

Ah, men. They all think they are funny. But really? Not so much.

Ginamonster said...

gosh, I thought that was hilarious!

Rich | Championable said...

why was zb in a crowd?

Latin Lover said...

Zube Boy is, and inspiration.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Oh yeah, they're SOOOOO funny, aren't they?

Gary said...

Good thing you asked him and not me. I was thinking it was probably a mouse in there. :)

rockyjay said...

A one guy, a total IQ of 100.

A dozen of guys, combined IQ of 100.

(less one point for every beer can emptied)

txsm said...

Sure hope it isn't something else. I know everytime I try to tell Gomer something about the car, a squeak, pop, or funny noise, I get told it was nothing, as if I'm stupid....then guess ends up being something after all. ex.- a year ago I told him my suv was 'lugging' as if it wasn't getting gas to it, or possible missing, like a bad plug..
a year ago...guess what...he FINALLY took it down to the Ford dealer when the check engine light came on last week...guess what...the #5 coil is bad.....I hate it when I'm right....not really...I love it!!!hee!

Spookie the Warrior said...

Men are not my favourite people in the world right now... namely all of mine - husband and sons, the whole dam lot of em.

PaintingChef said...

They're just MEAN and NASTY sometimes, aren't they...

Amy said...

At least your husband isn't growing sideburns because "coworker's wife let HIM do it!!"

Assmonkeys... all of them.

Miss Cellania said...

So how did you get your revenge?

Rainypete said...

Priceless. As a man I think this is hilarious, but if I was was female I'm sure this would set my innards to revenge mode. Not that revenge is any motivation to stop such behaviour. As a man I find the revenge to be a bigger part fo the fun.


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