Thursday, May 04, 2006

Licking Wounds and Humping Legs

I've decided that if I can't be anything but melodramatic, I'm going to do it in the privacy of my own brain.

But, to give you a clue, here are two phrases that are burrowing themselves into my skull as of late:

Mother's Day
Due Date

That's right, folks. The due date of my first miscarriage is coming up. Four days before Mother's Day. And I remember so clearly my Mom squeeing that I'd be a mother just days before Mother's Day. But, that was back when I so STUPIDLY and BLINDLY assumed that positive pregnancy test = baby. Anyway, I'm licking my wounds a little bit.

I do kind of want to hump Stephen Colbert's leg. And the legs of my Jersey Devils. Life's not all bad.

14 Leg Humps:

Chickie said...

Leg humping does help to take the sting out of wound licking.
Hump away!

junebee said...

Happy Leg Humping!

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Fucking calendars. I say burn 'em. It's not like we need to know the date or anything, and if we really do, someone will tell us, right?

Hang in there. Mother's Day ain't all it's cracked up to be. I got asked tonight "Do we have to get you anything?" Seriously.

Lisa said...

GIRL, get in line to get at Colbert! Lets elect HIM Prez...

Barbara said...

Baby's almost never come on the date they are "supposed" to. It's a good bet it wouldn't have been mother's day. Don't sweat it.

kyknoord said...

Ah yes, the irony of life. Is it any wonder that we humans are so strange?

justdawn said...

I love you, Zube...and while August 3rd will forever be etched in my soul as the birthdate of the baby who would never come to be...the pain fades in time.

PaintingChef said...

Call me if you need me. I sympathize completely.

Storm said...

ouch. sorry darling.

I'd join you in the leg humping, but um, I won't. Sending lot's o' love your way.

angel said...

i agree with bonanza on this one doll- lick all you want!

Rich | Championable said...

Dude! I am SO damn happy with Stephen Colbert. It was his Crossfire. In addressing the uproar over, Jon Stewart said: "Apparently he thought they were hiring him to do... what he does on TV every single night. We've never been more proud of our Stephen"

Chris said...

I was going to share about our miscarriage but realized that doesn't do diddly for you.

Sorry about it and hump that leg:)

Chris
My Blog

Miss Cellania said...

(((HUGS)))

Risiblegirl said...

Awww Zube, I'm thinking of you.

xoxo

 

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