Monday, May 22, 2006

Who's a Redneck?

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I didn't have time to take a GREAT picture, but, wait...Actually, I don't think I have the TALENT to take a GREAT picture, but I digress. Just know that my neck? It is red. So red that I've been fighting the urge to shoot squirrels...

PS- I pulled that first photo from this post. And yes. We have some SERIOUS wet-nose action going on in this house and if I don't wash the glass every damn day, that's what my door looks like.

9 Leg Humps:

Crazy Lady said...

There are so many Jeff Foxworthy "you might be a redneck jokes" running thru my head... But I am afraid that being able to remember them would make me a redneck too.

Phil said...

To resist the urge to shoot squirrels, just run around the yard naked. BTW, when are you going to invite us all over to use that fancy bbq you got there? :)

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Heh. I don't know if that one NEEDS publicity... :)

I would say you're not a redneck AT ALL, just an unwitting victim of thinner air.

Ginamonster said...

I have to say, I love the look on the face of the grey and white kitty in picture number one. it's fantastic.

nice ass. oh wait. we're looking at your red neck.Welcome to my world. Are you moving to Lakseside now?

Rich | Championable said...

That picture of the animals rocks.

junebee said...

Yup. Just wanna get in my 4-wheeler and go muddin'. Oh wait. You already do that. Now you've got the neck to match!

justdawn said...

My back door looks that bad, and I only have one wet nosed critter sliming it up...and I am too lazy to clean it;) heh

secret said...

All I can say is...welcome to the club!!! LOL!!!!!

Miss Cellania said...

You have enough critters on the porch to qualify, but you don't have enough furniture on the porch. Most rednecks have at least a sofa. I have a bathtub, a kitchen table and chairs, a rocker, and a grindstone.

 

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