Zube Boy has this week off in order to tie up loose ends at the new house. The renters move in on Saturday and I know for a fact that he's trying to finish up the installation of the new bathtub. So I decide to call and annoy him.
Ring-ring!
Z-Boy: Hello.
Z-Girl: Hi, honey.
Z-Boy: Oh, hi.
Z-Girl: Are you at the new house?
Z-Boy: Yup.
Z-Girl: Are you playing in the bathtub?
Z-Boy: Yup. I'm blowing bubbles.
Z-Girl: With your mouth or your butt?
Z-Boy: Both. I'm having a little competition.
Z-Girl: Heh. Heheheheheheh.
After a few snorts and slobbering a little bit, I hung up. Seriously? Where does he come up with this shit? I have no idea.
PS- Dude. I can't. Believe. I. Spelled. Turd. WRONG! Thank you to junebee and Rich for pointing that out. Of all people, one would think I would know the proper spelling of 'TURD' what with my pottymouth and all. Sheesh. I'm ashamed.
***********************UPDATE************************
Ring-ring!
Z-Boy: Hello.
Z-Girl: Hi, honey. Where are you?
Z-Boy: Walmart.
Z-Girl: Oh. So, I have a question for you.
Z-Boy: What?
Z-Girl: I was wondering who the winner of your little competition was.
Z-Boy: What?
Z-Girl: Your butt or your mouth, DUH! Your little Bubble Blowing Competition?
Z-Boy: Oh, yeah. There is no winner yet.
Z-Girl: What do you mean? You're at Walmart. I figured it was over.
Z-Boy: No, it's ongoing.
Z-Girl: What, like a marathon or the Tour de France or whatever?
Z-Boy: Yeah.
Z-Girl: So you get to take breaks and stuff?
Z-Boy: Jesus Christ, of course honey! You have to take breaks. Otherwise I'd, I don't know, start bleeding or something.
Z-Girl: Oh, okay. Keep me posted.
Z-Boy: Will do.
Z-Girl: Bye.
Z-Boy: Bye.
Monday, July 10, 2006
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8 Leg Humps:
I imagine your dinner conversation sounds a lot like ours.
(It's no wonder my in-laws stopped coming over.... )
Did he ever tell you who/which end won? Normally we find that the butt has volume, mouth has control. :-)
I think its easy for him to come up with that when he's got a great straight man like you feeding him the lines! :-)
Yeah, so, I spelled "guys" wrong. You'd think I'd be able to type by now...
I am not so sure I would want to rent a house where the owner had a farting contest with himself in the bathtub...
HAHAHAHA! Junebee, you just made me pee myself a little. Let's not tell the renters, whaddya say? Hee.
Has he tried going the whole hog by swallowing his gum?
Keep US posted. :)
At least he's balanced. Mine's mouth could NEVER keep up with his butt.
I just wanted to let you know that I nominated you over at http://blogs.clubmom.com/daily_dose
They wanted some one who inspires you and what can I say two day long mouth butt matches really do it for me ;)
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