Friday, July 07, 2006

You Can't Polish a Terd...

The title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with the post itself. It's just, like, one of my most favorite sayings is all.

The house we just bought is right down the street from the house we live in. Which is fortunate for us because we've been doing a lot of back and forth. I drove over to the new house where Zube Boy was replacing the bath tub so I could get the broom for our house because when you have two houses, one of them is sure to be neglected at some time or another and I needed something to foist out the fur that is COVERING our floor. Seriously.

Z-Girl: Honey, do you know where the broom is?

Z-Boy: Why? Do you need to fly somewhere?

Z-Girl: *exasperated sigh* Honey, I’m SERIOUS! I have to sweep the other house. Where is it?

Z-Boy: I don’t know.

Z-Girl: *frantically searching* AH! Here it is! Bye!

Z-Boy: Have a nice flight!

Z-Girl: Shut up.

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Kylei said...

ahh the joys of marriage.

junebee said...

You huys are hilarious!

BTW I always thought it was spelled "turd". Or is it "tird"? It DOES rhyme with "bird"!

Rich | Championable said...

it's totally turd. so glad i know this.

my admiration for zube boy grows with each post.

greets from vacationland.

Jess said...

If my man said that to me Id ask him if he would prefer I shove it up his *cough* rear? lol

Phil said...

Zube Boy keeps that up, he's going to wind up Zube Toad.

Effortlessly Average said...

Heh! Next thing you know, when you leave somewhere Zubeboy will remind you to be in by dawn while flapping his arms and making bat noises.

You two kill me.

Psychobabble said...

Why do they think that is so darn original?

Vulgar Wizard said...

*retarded giggle and snort*

Chickie said...

The first time I read this I saw the title as "You can't polish a toe." and thought, "hmm, I've never heard that phrase before." But I get it now!

Bonanza Jellybean said...

They just think they are SOOOO funny, don't they?

 

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