Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I Could Just Die...Or Puke...You Never Can Tell...

But the cuteness overload is, at least to me, almost too much to bear...



I like to call this masterpiece The Odd Turtle.

Heartrate - 180 beats per minute

I'm measuring 11 weeks.

Holy shit, you guys. I might just be excited.

I do want to say that I know some of my dear readers may be a tad OVER it with the pregnancy talk and hoping each day that maybe, just maybe, I'll post something about yelling at police officers or pant shrinking gnomes, but I'm simply consumed with this subject. And since, in real life, I curb the pregnancy talk, it sort of oozes out of me here.

Somebody'll piss me off soon, I'm sure. 'Cause let me tell you, these hormones? Are sure to fill a woman with a little piss and vinegar.

I mean, those clueless assholes who were strutting down the center of the parking lot to get to their car while I idled behind them have NO idea how close they came to being my newly acquired bumper decor. Truly.

40 Leg Humps:

Anonymous said...

Nope, not looking for any piss and vinegar, though I like that too. Just stopped in anxiously to make sure you and the little odd turtle are doing okay. Be excited! This is exciting! Yay!

Anonymous said...

No piss and vinegar here either....I am excited for you and would love to hear ALL about it!! 1 more week and the first trimester is over. YAY!

Karianna said...

Wow, the turtle is so cute. So. Cute!

RisibleGirl said...

OH MY GOD!!!!! I'm not lying- this cute little baby made me cry.

Zube, you can post about this baby every single day and I'd be so happy to read it.

WOW- that is definately a baby!

Rich | Championable said...

Over it? Hardly.

This is freakin' awesome.

Rock on.

Storm said...

oh, yay! I'm so happy for you!

Becky said...

Why do you think we loyal readers come back day after day? We LOVE hearing about The Zubette!

I almost cried. I'm serious.

headless cat said...

wow - so cool

gotta let it ooze out somewhere - if you hold it in im sure you will burst and that cant be healthy!

Chickie said...

Sweet!

Fidget said...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I'm so excited for you! ! ! ! !

kyknoord said...

Seriously, pregnancy posts are vastly superior to newborn poop posts.

Amy said...

What a cutie!!!!!! And, you deserve to have EVERY pregnancy post you can muster. Besides, pregnancy posts with a Zube spin are always a good read.

WOO HOO!!!!

justdawn said...

SQUEEEEEE!!!!!! What a precious Little Peanut!!! I am SoOoOoOoO happy for you and Zube Boy! YAY! YAY!! YAY!!!

And I, for one, love hearing about the progress of things with The Odd Turtle...so ooze away, my friend:)

Happy Villain said...

Girl, I couldn't possibly be happier for you, so daily, if not hourly updates about the pregnancy and your feelings are totally invited.

The Odd Turtle is adorable. Yet another turtle that Zube Boy helped create and you can scare him with. :) TURTLE POWER!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to hear how Zube Girl experiences pregnancy! I'm sure it will be full of the wit and humor you find in every aspect of your life! I don't really know you, but I read your blog and I'm SO happy for you!If you think pregnancy is funny...wait till "Turtle" is a toddler!

serap said...

That picture is incredible!! I'm definitely not over the pregnancy posts, and am really looking forward to hearing more about OddTurtle as he/she gets bigger and bigger, and then finally... gets a blog of his/her own! So, so, so many congratulations to you Zube, and to Zube boy of course.

PaintingChef said...

HO. LY. SHIT. That? Is a real live baby. In your belly. You have a baby in there. And its CUTE! And you didn't even TELL me that you had this great picture! And I forgot to ask!

You know...if it were just flipping you off... now THAT would be hysterical.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Where's the pole thing?!? I see no dancing!

:)

hotdrwife said...

Forget the other topics - I expect to hear about the pregnancy!! This is so stinking exciting.

Phil said...

Zube, you just keep posting about the pregnancy as much as you like. We won't ever be "over" it. Well, until the kid is born. After that, if this turns into a mommy blog, I'm outta here. Sorry ;)

But you might want to stop consuming the piss & vinegar . . . looks like Odd is already plugging his/her nose at the smell.

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

mommagirl said...

I am so excited and happy for you! I would never get tired of hearing pregnancy talk.

Miss Britt said...

Let it ooze. Pregnancies and Weddings - the two things all women are allowed to obsess about. :-)

junebee said...

I've been thinking of you nearly every day, though I don't read blogs as much as I used to.

This is wonderful news.

Debi said...

That's the cutest turtle I have ever seen! I mean it looks like a baby...sorta..it's got a head and stuff. That's important. YAY!

Crazy Lady said...

Trust me, those hormones will explode, then heaven help the slow ass who is taking their sweet time walking down the center of the parking aisle.

Anonymous said...

As I sit here and smell your not so good smelling 2nd cousin I am so totally overwhelmed and happy for you - keep up the good "cooking"

Nicky said...

I heard your scream of excitement all the way down here in South Florida! Let the ooze flow! Odd Turtle's first pic! Hope this is the first with many more to follow!

Bathtime Gal said...

I know I've been away for some time, but I've come by often to check on you and just had to say I am so freakin' excited for you right now, I'm fixin' to burst!!!! My grandbaby is due 2/18, and we just found out it's a girl.....and by the looks of Lil' Zubie's heart rate...looks like you may be getting yourself a girl ...OMG...could we handle another Zube Girl...hell yeah!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well Zube Girl, the baby talk only gets worse. No matter how hard you try to contain it, you end up being one of those dreaded parents who always talk about their kids. My daughter is 10 months old, and from the time I found out I was pregnant, I was consumed by all things baby. Enjoy it!

Anonymous said...

PS: Congrats!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful!

King Leo said...

Congrats...i think.

Anonymous said...

Yippy I am so happy for you!!!!! thowing in a couple more !!!!!!!!

Barbara said...

Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

bubbaloo- odd's beautiful!!!!!!
luv, bub

Moo Moo said...

I am so excited for you and Zube Boy! Very cute sonogram pic!

Miss Cellania said...

Sorry I'm late on this, I've been out of town. I read your post on Bloglines, then came ovr to see the pic and I GASPED! You have a BABY there! Not just a heartbeat. I'd be all consumed too if I were you. I can't help grinning at how far you've come.

Erika said...

Definitely, you should talk more about gnomes. We all should. The crazy scandinavians just love gnomes. And everyone knows that those crazy scandinavians must know a thing or to about cool stuff. Just look at them, all cool and blond. So yes, more gnomes, definitely.

But since we are talking about baby, I really must say congratulations. I am so proud and happy for you both. It has been a long road.

Shana said...

I run a website, Babes in Blogland, that lists ttc, expecting, and parenting bloggers to help us all find one another. I've added your site to the blogroll. If you need me to correct any information or if you would like for me to remove the link, please let me know.

Thank you and congratulations.

honkeie2 said...

well hell this is your place to rant right....I have been the spectator to 3 babies and it never get old.

 

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