Monday, February 05, 2007

It's Raining...Uh...Zube's.

Some of you have asked to see my belly shots. I didn't have any to speak of, up until now. That can be blamed on my being incapable of remembering that the digital camera charger has been safely stashed in my luggage since, hmmmm, September when I went to Chicago to see Zube Boy's and my family.

Anywho, I give to you, a knocked up Zube Girl...And some stray toothpaste spittles on the mirror (which are really damn high, now that I think about it...sorta makes me wonder if Zube Boy shakes his head after brushing his teeth all doggy post-doggy bath style while spitting the stuff out...hmmm):



In other news, I'm an Auntie. It's true. I hope I can be that screwed up crazy aunt whom my little niece feels that she can come to with any problem, big or small. I now have a wee one to empart my timeless wisdom upon. It'll be nice to impress upon her that if EVERYONE would just sit on the goddamned public restroom toilet seats already, germs wouldn't be an ISSUE because we wouldn't have to worry about sitting on some germophobes piss, thankyouverymuch.

Without further ado...Bro and little Kayla on her birthday, 1/25...Mom is recovering from 22 hours of labor and an emergency c-section and not quite up to smiling pretty for the cameras. I SO do not blame her one iota...



Last but not least, My Belle? My Little Baby Sister Belle? Is all knocked up. Apparently she heard my mother clucking about wanting grandkids and thought she'd step up. Mom made it clear that she hadn't been talking to HER so much as her older two siblings. Anywho, My Belle is due on July 4, 2007.

So, in the span of seven months, my mother, goddesswilling*, will be grandmothered not once. Not twice. But thrice. She's beside herself.

And, I can't wait to buy two of these and one of these so the kiddos can all wear them when I go home for Thanksgiving to visit.

Sheesh, I'm sounding awfully optimistic. You know, I still have this painfully nagarific voice in the back of my head wondering if I'll be the one who fails to bring the Zube Grandchild Trifecta to fruition. I've been telling it to shut the fuck up.

In Hoot news, not wanting to leave a sibling out, she swears off sex for eternity. All of these knocked up people are freaking her ass out. Heh.

*I was going to edit that to read goddess-willing, but the imagery of a goddess swilling made be giggle. And maybe snort a little, too. This goddess isn't presently swilling, though I'm sure a couple of beers would certainly make bedrest much more tolerable. But I'm sure there's SOME goddess out there swilling something. And that makes me smile.

19 Leg Humps:

mommagirl said...

YOU are the goddess Zube!

Rach said...

Don't go down that road of wondering and pondering what will not happen. You have come so far, keep going honey.

Amy said...

OMG! You are SO freaking cute! Good for you!! And, the new niece is adorable! Lucky you!

Miss Cellania said...

Aww, what a darlin' picture! There are three little first cousins the same age in my family, and they'll be close for a lifetime. So will yours!

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Is that you STANDING?!? SHAME ON YOU. Now I have to go back on W3B and change the "reclining" part- you made a liar of me. :)

You look great. Seriously.
Now go lie back down.

PaintingChef said...

THANK YOU!

Now get that ass back on the COUCH.

Crazy Lady said...

Adorable picture! Both of you, Niece Zube and Bro Zube! I can only imagine the slobbering spastic joy my mom would have if she were to have 3 grandchildren in such a short time, so I imagine your mom is no different. The trifecta will be complete!

Phil said...

Looking good, Zube. And I'm not just saying that because of the pregnancy boobs. Really.

Congrats on becomming an aunt. And on becoming an aunt-to-be. And y'know, if Hoot ever changes her mind about the sex thing, make sure to let me know ;)

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

kylei said...

Zube your Jelly belly is adorable! However maybe the next picture could feature you in a reclining position??? Always in the best of my thoughts 

junebee said...

Dang, does it run in the family or WHAT? That's the best bump I've seen. Belongs on the cover of the Star so everyone can see it at the grocery store checkout.

Anonymous said...

You are BEAUTIFUL! And so pregnant! I'm sorry you have to stay put. That can't be easy. But at least you can already brag about what a good mother you are / how much you have sacrificed for your baby.
--Cubangirl

Chickie said...

You look great! I'm sure that your end of the trifecta will be just fine!

Ginamonster said...

you're too much for words. You look great!

Courtney said...

I haven't been by in months and months, but I popped by today and I am so ecstatic for you.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you and I can't wait to see pics of baby zube.

serap said...

You really do look great! What a lovely neat bump you have. And many congrats on being an Aunt and an Aunt-to-be, my Nephew is nearly 2 and I love being fun Auntie!

Kylei said...

BTW your doors make me drool!!! I would buy that house just one look at those sexy doors.

Lisa said...

Oh my gosh! You are such the pretty little pregnant woman and all belly! So glad for the pic, keep them coming! :) Love the shirt too..very sassy!

Lisa said...

Ooops...that last comment was from me! - LaLa Lisa

Rich | Championable said...

And the awesomeness continues.

Rock on, sister.

 

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