Friday, March 23, 2007

Who's Your Daddy?

Z-Boy: You're getting really excited. I can tell.

Z-Girl: Well, yeah. Aren't you?

Z-Boy: What's so exciting?*

Z-Girl: I don't know. Aren't you looking forward to someone calling you Daddy?

Z-Boy: Heh.

Z-Girl: I mean, someone who isn't a prostitute.

Z-Boy: Or your Mom?

Z-Girl: Ew. That wasn't even funny.

*Just so you know, of course Zube Boy is excited. But any excitement he feels does not hinder his inherent need to fuck with me.

PS- Because some of you are too kind for words, and have asked about our registry for the Turtle, I've posted a link over yonder under the 'First and Foremost' heading. Please know I'm NOT fishing for gifts. We have hand-me-downs coming out of our collective arses, so we really aren't in need of much. But since some have inquired, there it is.

6 Leg Humps:

Natasha said...

While my sister in law was in labor, I asked my brother in law if he was excited. Of course, being who he is, he looked at me and said "excitement isn't good for your blood pressure, I don't get excited". I have a very dry sense of humor(like him) and I laughed, "yeah, that is a pretty stupid question", he then told me how horrified my (our) mother in law was when he said the same thing to her. Of course, he kept up the charade with her, just to get her goat.

Crazy Lady said...

Wow, only two more months to go. I think you can officially start to get excited now!

justdawn said...

WOO HOO:) I am SO glad that you are getting close enough to feel some excitement!!!

I noticed that you registered for Kushies cloth might think they are a bit to bulky. I tried them, and they weren't my favourite cloth dipes. (just FYI!!!)

BTW...You look awesome!

Phil said...

Eeesh. Two strollers on the list, one of which even with the "Jeep" name, but neither one is 4WD!?! How is the Turtle going to get a proper raising if he/she isn't 4-wheeling by 1 month? ;)

Echoes in a Nomad's Head

junebee said...

And tell Zube Boy he better get used to BABY DADDY at that! BTW, has he been enjoying cleaning the litterboxes!?

Jess said...

Wow girl,
Its been a while since I came to visit your blog. I'd gotten bored with posting on mine and have gotten it going again. I must be the worlds worst blogger!

Anyways, I wanted to comment to tell you a big CONGRATULATIONS!


I am very very excited for you girl!!!!!!!


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