Saturday, June 02, 2007

One Couch...Free Ninety Free...A Bunch of Jokes at My Expense? Priceless...

We're pulling out of the driveway. Some of you may remember my ex-boyfriend? Named Guy? Who lives across the street? With his wife? Anyway...

Z-Boy: Oh, honey, look! You're LUV-er is giving away a couch.

Z-Girl: *Glances over and spots a couch with a big FREE sign on it in her ex-boyfriend's yard* Yeah.

Z-Boy: I bet there's Zube Ass all over that couch.

Z-Girl: Dude.

Z-Boy: Seriously. Is there stinky Zube Ass on that couch?

Z-Girl: You are not right.

The next morning. Zube Boy is outside working on the deck. He yells to me. I'm inside. Did I mention that he is outside? Where we have neighbors? One of whom I happened to have dated? Anyway...

Z-Boy: HONEY!!!

Z-Girl: WHAT?!?!

Z-Boy: SOMEONE IS TAKING THE STINKY ZUBE ASS COUCH!!!!

Z-Girl: THAT'S GREAT.

Sometimes, the fact that we're now someone's parents frightens me a tad.

8 Leg Humps:

Rich | Championable said...

The fact that you're someone's parents is a good thing for parenthood overall.

Rock it.

Also, it seems like your last few posts hit my reader right as I sit down at the computer. I have good zube timing, for some reason.

Smiling Mom said...

Your husband has a great sense of humor! My husband wouldn't have behaved so well. :-)

Misguided Mommy said...

o shit thats awesome!

Phil said...

But the question on everyone's mind is this: After ZubeBoy yelled, did the people taking the couch stop to smell it before continuing on?

PhilM
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Jen said...

That is so great, but still I am left wondering, was that the same couch he had when you were dating? Was there actually Zube ass on that couch? Enlighten us, please.

Loon said...

LMFAO That sounds like something Moose would say to me - even though I don't have an ex. Just been with him since I was 18. But if we were getting rid of a couch...yeah he'd say something along those lines just because he could lol

Crazy Lady said...

After all this time, you would think that couch has aired out a bit.

Misguided Mommy said...

okay so just started reading you...but i've been reading the same thing over and over sooooo please post something new also we need more baby pictures! i'm pregnant also, and on bed rest so i need some good stuff to keep me busy because you better believe my ass is numb and i'm bored

 

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