Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Bowled Over

After a few adult beverages at the bowling alley, I embarked on my third trip to the restroom. As I went about my business, I read the walls of the stall, because that is a shitload of fun. One day, I'm going to get a pen and write 'For a Good Time, Read All the Shit on Bathroom Stalls'. I have dreams, people. I really do. Anyway, where was I?

Oh yeah.

Some Chick (from the stall next door): Hey.

Zube Girl: Ummmmmm...Hey?

Chick: What are you doing?

Girl: Peeing? What are you doing?

Chick: *silence*

Girl: Dude, do you like, need some toilet paper or something?

Chick: Oh my God. Can I call you back? Some girl is, like, answering me. Yeah, I'm in the bathroom. 'Kay. Bye.

Yep. Story of my life.

9 Leg Humps:

Al said...

When I hear a guy talking on the phone in the bathroom, I make it a point to fart and grunt louder than normal to hopefully interrupt his conversation and embarrass him.

I mean, come on people. Unless you're selling phone sex for gobs of cash per minute, you can call him or her back when you're done.

PaintingChef said...

I like the new design...VERY nice!

Blog ho said...

lol. that's so funny. jesus. i hate cell phones in the bathroom, they should be...forbidden.

Zube said...

Al- If I could have conjured up a loaf, I most certainly would have!

PaintingChef- It's so much easier on the eyes, but I'm all out of sorts because my HaloScan comments look all wonky. Damn HTML.

BlogHo- I concur.

carrie said...

my god.. I think that is probably the funniest thing Ive ever read!

great blog

Zube said...

Carrie- Thanks for visiting! And for the compliment! :)

Julie Marsh said...

That's hilarious! I hope everyone I know realizes that I don't EVER want to receive a call from them while they are in a bathroom stall.

Lisa said...

oh.my.God. That was hysterical. Like tears running down my face hysterical. Probably because that is SO something that would happen to me.

Unknown said...

OMG, that is the funniest thing I've ever read in someone's blog. EVER.

 

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