Monday, July 04, 2005

B-O-L-O-G-N-A...

Zube Girl: My bologna has a first name...

Zube Boy: Honey...

Girl: It's O-S-C-A-R...

Boy: Hon...

Girl: My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...

Boy: Babe...

Girl: Oh, I like to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll say....

Boy: Honey!!!

Girl: 'CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!

Boy: *Stares*

Girl: Yes, dear.

Boy: Would you stop singing that song, please?

Girl: Okay.

9 Leg Humps:

Storm said...

AAAARRRRGGGHHH now it's in my head. Stop! Stop now!

*sigh*

Now that the voices have started, they may never stop.

Zube Girl said...

Ooooh, those damn voices! And, it's even worse when they're singing. Heh.

zazzafooky said...

and just HOW many times had he sung it before you lost it? :-)

I think I could have heard it twice before snapping! hehe.

Zube Girl said...

TJ- The problem is, it was *me* being the annoying acapella artist. Which is odd because I'm never, you know, annoying or anything like that. *snork*

Anywho, I'd only managed to sing it twice, so one might say that you and my husband are on the same page with regards to that little scenario. :-)

Thanks for commenting!

kyknoord said...

What an ungrateful cuss. I can't even remember when my wife last serenaded me. I think a rousing chorus of 'Kumbaya' is called for.

Tim said...

i have to BEG my wife to stop singing that goddamn song....and YOU have to post it on your BLOG???

aarrrggggggggghhhHH!!!!

Weary Hag said...

oh crap. Now I have to live with this song in my head all damn day. Thank you. Thank you very much.

(still.... made for a funny post!)

Zube Girl said...

Kyknoord- He can be such an unnappreciative man sometimes!

Timothy Devine- Sorry! I bet I'd get along really well with your wife!

Weary Hag- After writing this entry, it's been in my head for, like, three days! I feel your pain.

Courtney said...

So here's a comment like months after the fact... (I'm bored and I'm going through your archives- feel violated yet?)

My best friend Jacquee sings that song ALL the bloody time. It cracks me up.

That's all. :)

 

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