Zube Girl: My bologna has a first name...
Zube Boy: Honey...
Girl: It's O-S-C-A-R...
Boy: Hon...
Girl: My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R...
Boy: Babe...
Girl: Oh, I like to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I'll say....
Boy: Honey!!!
Girl: 'CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!
Boy: *Stares*
Girl: Yes, dear.
Boy: Would you stop singing that song, please?
Girl: Okay.
Monday, July 04, 2005
B-O-L-O-G-N-A...
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7 Leg Humps:
AAAARRRRGGGHHH now it's in my head. Stop! Stop now!
*sigh*
Now that the voices have started, they may never stop.
Ooooh, those damn voices! And, it's even worse when they're singing. Heh.
TJ- The problem is, it was *me* being the annoying acapella artist. Which is odd because I'm never, you know, annoying or anything like that. *snork*
Anywho, I'd only managed to sing it twice, so one might say that you and my husband are on the same page with regards to that little scenario. :-)
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What an ungrateful cuss. I can't even remember when my wife last serenaded me. I think a rousing chorus of 'Kumbaya' is called for.
i have to BEG my wife to stop singing that goddamn song....and YOU have to post it on your BLOG???
aarrrggggggggghhhHH!!!!
oh crap. Now I have to live with this song in my head all damn day. Thank you. Thank you very much.
(still.... made for a funny post!)
Kyknoord- He can be such an unnappreciative man sometimes!
Timothy Devine- Sorry! I bet I'd get along really well with your wife!
Weary Hag- After writing this entry, it's been in my head for, like, three days! I feel your pain.
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