Wednesday, August 24, 2005

More Funny Searches

I'm so glad you've found me. Perhaps we should start a club. Though, I'm kind of picky about article-noun agreement, so I must insist that we name our club "My Husband is an Asshole." 'Kay? "My Husband is a Asshole" would just grate my nerves.

Also, I'm learning that people from India search for the most crazy ass shit. It's just an observation; I'm not passing judgement or anything. You kinky fuckers. Anyway, I feel an apology is in order as you were misled to believe that there'd be a cute bra less girl here. So, sorry. Sort of. Eh, not really.

15 Leg Humps:

PaintingChef said...

Ah yes...the search engine post. I've gathered some goodies and I'll probably do this one soon too. SO fun! Today I was #16 on the list for "AUGUSTA FUCK".

I was so proud that it brought a little tear to my eye...

Molly said...

I love seeing what people search for to find various blogs. Mostly, mine are dirty and pornographic. I'm not sure whether I'm proud of that fact or not.

Storm said...

Until about three months ago, a LOT of people found me by way of "casual sex."

It led right to a post I did well over a year ago about how my then neighbor was shagging some girl that annoyed him. I bet everyone who did the search was disappointed as hell.

junebee said...

I'm even afraid to Google myself, much less to investigate who reads my blog or where they're from.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

You forget, I'm the one who got traffic searching for "Tony Danza's weenie." After that, I'm not checking that category any more.

Phil said...

I've had some interesting searches lead to my blog, too. Most of the really bad ones were actually due to commenters, though lol

I am curious, though, who on Earth would be interested in seeing websites about cute bras without girls . . . now cute girls who are bra-less, I could go for. ;)

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

Storm said...

hey, I'd be interested in cute bras, sans girls. It's so hard to find a cute one that fits.

kyknoord said...

It must be so disappointing for the searhers that about 90% of their efforts lead to sparkling wit, rather than sweaty images. Life can be so trying, sometimes.

brewsmith said...

I have had some strange searches find my blog. . .but. . its a strange blog. . .go figure. .

Zube Girl said...

PaintingChef- AUGUSTA FUCK! That is awesome.

Molly- I do too! It's pretty amusing.

Junebee- I've googled myself, and I'm getting up there on the google pages. It freaks me out a little, but oh well.

Bonanza- That was SOOOOO funny! I can't believe someone was searching for that.

Phil- So, should I head over and make some sassy comments about asses and bras and girls??? ;-)

Kyknoord- To think they'd be disappointed to find themselves here! The nerve of them.

Brewsmith- It's always interesting to see what people are searching for.

t~ said...

Hey! It's better than what I get! I get the people trying to figure out why their toes and ears are numb! seriously I didn't know ears could go numb!

http://search.msn.com/previewx.aspx?q=numb ears&FORM=CBPW&first=1&noredir=1

Who the hell has numb ears?!

Zube Girl said...

T~ Numb ears??? That is strange.

Amy said...

This is hilarious! I had traffic from someone doing a search for "chaweiner"
I had no idea that anyone beyond our family even used the term. BTW, that's what we call our dog... he's a mutt, but seems to resemble a chuahua and a weiner dog... yes, he looks strange. My husband says his head is too small for his body.

Zube Girl said...

Amy- Chaweiner is a rather strange thing to google! That's a cute nickname, though. :-)

Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it!
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